Brooklyn Apna Kaida Sandhu (
brooke_sandhu) wrote in
milliways_bar2018-03-20 08:54 pm
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So the other day, Dad sat Brooke and her siblings down and had a very important discussion about something called 'Drugs' and why they were bad and if anyone offered them to you you had to say no and tell a trustworthy adult.
Her older brother and sister took this very seriously. Dad wasn't sure that Brooke was taking it seriously, but he said if she made a poster he'd buy her her own supply of glitter to use in the bar, which was apparently a decent bribe.
Currently, the glitter is all over the table, on top of the poster which so far reads:
'Drugs are bad
SAY NO!!!
Or yore nose will fall off
And then how will you SMELL?
AWFUL!'
Her older brother and sister took this very seriously. Dad wasn't sure that Brooke was taking it seriously, but he said if she made a poster he'd buy her her own supply of glitter to use in the bar, which was apparently a decent bribe.
Currently, the glitter is all over the table, on top of the poster which so far reads:
SAY NO!!!
Or yore nose will fall off
And then how will you SMELL?
AWFUL!'

You don’t have to reply if you don’t want her to talk to him, I just wanted to put a reaction
Still, hey, glitter. Glitter is good shit.
Haha no worries :)
She decides not to go and ask him questions because she likes her nose. Apparently this was the most memorable part of the conversation with Dad.
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Noriko looks at the poster as she comes downstairs, head cocked over to read the eye-searingly pink and sparkly words.
"Pretty sure drugs won't make your nose fall off, kiddo," Nori says reasonably. "That's usually things like Hansen's Disease, and you gotta work at getting that. Sure, coke might give you a nosebleed, but if you're shoving the cannula that far up your nose you're doing it wrong."
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"Well I'm not starting again, I have better things to do with my time." she says.
"Do you do drugs?"
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She demonstrates. "Do you ever take medicine?"
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"So basically you do do illegal drugs." Brooke says.
She tips the pink glitter over her sign. "You probably best not tell Dad, he's already got his panties in a twist about the Graverobber."
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"I don't do it indoors or around children, because whether or not you get high is not my legal decision to make, nor something I want responsibility for." Noriko shrugs.
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She tips the excess glitter off the poster onto the table.
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"I don't care if you do drugs or not." she says. "I only made the poster because Dad said I could have glitter."
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"What did you call me? What does that mean?"
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"Yes Daddy, it was the big pretty girl with the blue hair that called me names and told me drugs were okay." she says in a sweet voice.
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"And exactly what is your daddy gonna do to me, sweetheart? Slap me on the wrist and say I've been bad?"
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"Be a pain in the bum." she says. "Nag nag responsibility, nag nag morals..."
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She looks over the poster. "Might want to stick some rainbows or unicorns or something on that."
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