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milliways_bar2018-05-31 01:39 am
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Emcee, awake in the wee hours of the night, is feeling a bit bored and frivolous.
So, he sits at the bar with a glass of gin, a mirror, and a catalogue of fashion sunglasses. Each time he comes across a pair that he likes, he asks the Bar for it so he can try them on, even taking selfies with his smartphone to see how he looks in photos with them.
It's an utterly vain way to pass the time. But whatever.
Eventually he collects a small pile of favorites, but can't decide which one to keep.
So, he sits at the bar with a glass of gin, a mirror, and a catalogue of fashion sunglasses. Each time he comes across a pair that he likes, he asks the Bar for it so he can try them on, even taking selfies with his smartphone to see how he looks in photos with them.
It's an utterly vain way to pass the time. But whatever.
Eventually he collects a small pile of favorites, but can't decide which one to keep.
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"Be careful, darling," he says, laying a hand over his heart. "You'll need to come back and help me finish my own business, too."
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"Darling, you should know by now that I would still take you at your smelliest."
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"Besides, I haven't seen the inside of your room in a while. Or your pants."
Emcee turns to ask the Bar to keep his stash of sunglasses for later.
"Shall we?"
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