Bearplot, Teen Titans Style

[says_the_booyah]

Cy learns a long, long time ago - when the Teen Titans were still teens and there were only five of them - not to ever eat any free food from an unverified source.

But as it happens, his great aunt Celia used to make this amazing blueberry cake.  So when Cy walked into the Bar for the first time in months, he figured he was getting a nice "welcome back" gift for some reason.

Nope.

First off. the cake isn't very good at all.  Totally not his great aunt's.  Next, it doesn't sit well in his stomach.  Which is weird because he both figuratively and literally has a cast iron stomach.  And lastly...

"You have GOT to be kidding me!"

It's been years, but apparently the magic that once turned him into a Cy-bear and the magic that is clearly in this cake get along perfectly.

"I am never eating free food again," he says balefully as he slides off his stool and sits on the floor.

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[anewhero]

Today was particularly crappy for the human terminator named Marcus Wright. He entered the bar a bit more annoyed but eyed the strange mechanical ... bear sitting on the floor.

"What the hell happened to you?"

[says_the_booyah]

"Don't eat the blueberry cake. DO NOT eat the blueberry cake." Cy is trying very hard not to pout.

[anewhero]

The human terminator eyed the blueberry cake but didn't eat it. "I won't but I'm assuming that caused your form?"

The half human terminator raised a eyebrow.

"So, I don't think I've ever seen you around here."

[says_the_booyah]

"It's magic free food. The worst kind of food. The kind that makes you a bear!" Granted, the last time, it was an actual magician who changed him. But he knows magic food when he eats it, right?

"Well, the last time I was here I was more human. But I don't come that often." And maybe after this, he won't come that often again.

[anewhero]

"I see."

"I rarely come here anymore, but I've seen.. odder."

[Nice! Cyborg meets Marcus, Terminator meets a Cyborg]

[says_the_booyah]

He sighs. "Yeah, me too. Saw the apocalypse a few years back. This is almost not as weird." He extends a robotic...paw.

"Cyborg."

[anewhero]

Marcus extended a hand "Marcus Wright."

"I've been part of the apocalypse in my world. It's not weird anymore for me. I've been part of the man vs machine war, slightly leaning toward the good guy's side. Skynet is a huge pain in the ass.

[says_the_booyah]

Skynet? Man vs. Machine? It's totally uncool that anywhere lived through that, but like any other decent fanboy, he's seen all of those films. Even the bad ones, which really aren't that bad. But he knows better than to say anything.

"You're a machine?"

[anewhero]

Marcus winced a bit but nodded "Yeah, a mix of the two. I'm a terminator and human."

"I used to be well alive but I got executed for a dumb crime i did a long time ago. Somehow I woke up in the apocalypse and the man vs machine war. I had a chip in my head that made me do Skynet's shit and I was tasked to kill John Connor. Who i wanted to do nothing with at the time, but he seemed too important to lose so I met Blair and a few kids named Kyle Reese and Star and they took me to John Connor and his wife who wanted to screw me up. But he saved my ass so I owed him one. Since I wanted to live another live, I saved John by giving up my own heart, but somehow I was able to grow another heart back.

"It's all very complicated and shitty."

"Wait, you watched my life on screen?"

[says_the_booyah]

Can a bear look sheepish? This one does.

"Errr. I might have seen some movies about terminators. But I really shouldn't tell people that. It's kind of rude?" Funny how all these years here never managed to screw that up.

[anewhero]

Marcus cleared his throat "They might of not covered everything about me, then."

"Yeah, slightly rude i guess. It's just hard to explain though."

[OOC: This interaction is cool so far]

[says_the_booyah]

"Movies never get things right. They just made a movie about my team, but it's silly and dopey and for kids, so they made us goofsters." He still wants to wring Beast Boy's neck for selling the rights to Teen Titans movies without ever clearing it with the team.