Bonnie Murdock (
is_the_motion) wrote in
milliways_bar2018-09-09 08:21 pm
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Teddy Bears' Picnic
If you go down to the woods today
You're in for a big surprise
There's blankets spread out beneath the trees
And honey and cakes and pies
For every bear that ever there was
Can gather here for certain because
Today's the day the Millibears have their picnic!
Picnic time for Millibears
The little Millibears are having a lovely time today
The spell has caught them unawares
But that's no reason not to come and play!
They can gaily frolic round
They can roar and shout and never have any cares,
At the end of the week they might be relieved
When the spell is put to bed
Because they're tired of being Millibears...
[ooc: Treat as a party post, threadhopping encouraged! Non bears welcome.]
You're in for a big surprise
There's blankets spread out beneath the trees
And honey and cakes and pies
For every bear that ever there was
Can gather here for certain because
Today's the day the Millibears have their picnic!
Picnic time for Millibears
The little Millibears are having a lovely time today
The spell has caught them unawares
But that's no reason not to come and play!
They can gaily frolic round
They can roar and shout and never have any cares,
At the end of the week they might be relieved
When the spell is put to bed
Because they're tired of being Millibears...
[ooc: Treat as a party post, threadhopping encouraged! Non bears welcome.]

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The carnage is incredible, there are empty pie tins littered about him, cake crumbs, fallen globs of frosting, empty honey jars and his cinnamon muzzle might just be permanently dyed blue thanks to all the pie filling around it.
This is absolutely the best day ever for a
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Gobbling the food down, the bear then rises onto its two hind legs and ambles towards Bonnie, looking to give the woman a bear hug.
Hopefully he doesn't look threatening, because although there are teeth that is definitely a smile, and those claws are being waved, not brandished.
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Squeezing her tight enough to lift her up, but not enough to squash her, Bonnie gets a proper bear hug and then a nuzzle before Barry sets her back down again.
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Yes, please!
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Taking the stick, the bear immediately puts on end into its mouth to gnaw on. He chews for a moment until it crunches and breaks.
Looking sheepish yet again, Barry takes what's left of the stick and wrestles with it in his paws until he has a good enough grip to try and scrawl with it.
In the dirt in big wobbly letters he spells out 'B-A-R-R-Y'.
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SCRATCHING
NEED A GOOD BACK SCRITCH?
HERE IS A HANDY TREE!
GAME
Or a prickly pear?
Will you get a raw paw?
THEN NEXT TIME BEWARE.
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And yet, Cisco the black bear is obsessed.
He keeps trying and trying, with few successes.
Every failure results in a temper-tantrum, wherein he makes a big, angry display that includes rearing up onto his hind legs and roaring at the prickly pears, pawing at the air with his big fearsome claws, huffing and growling and stomping in a circle while raking the ground, and then finally falling down into big pouting sit before eventually trying again to restart the whole cycle.