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milliways_bar2018-12-21 08:16 am
death_gone_mad) wrote in milliways_bar2018-12-21 08:16 am
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Surprise Julbocken!
Sometime last night, in the light of the nearly full moon, a huge Yule goat was erected on the lake shore. It stands, facing the bar, accusing eyes staring at the figures moving at the other side of the windows.
Yule Goat knows what you did last year, you horrible people!
Veterans of the winter solstice celebrations at Milliways already know who probably set up this extremely combustible pile of straw, leaves, and wood every year, in protest of how long the night gets around here. And there she is, eating a hearty breakfast and drinking a large mug of cocoa by a window with a good line of sight to the lake.
She pretends to not be watching out for the vandal that will burn down the goat this year or even notice the giant, flammable goat. What is important now is the delicious food before her.
[OOC: anyone who wants to burn down the goat can, as no one has claimed it. A Life Support Bonfire party will happen in a separate post around the extremely flammable Yule Goat's remains after they have been contained and cordoned off.]
Yule Goat knows what you did last year, you horrible people!
Veterans of the winter solstice celebrations at Milliways already know who probably set up this extremely combustible pile of straw, leaves, and wood every year, in protest of how long the night gets around here. And there she is, eating a hearty breakfast and drinking a large mug of cocoa by a window with a good line of sight to the lake.
She pretends to not be watching out for the vandal that will burn down the goat this year or even notice the giant, flammable goat. What is important now is the delicious food before her.
[OOC: anyone who wants to burn down the goat can, as no one has claimed it. A Life Support Bonfire party will happen in a separate post around the extremely flammable Yule Goat's remains after they have been contained and cordoned off.]
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This giant... creature made of dried vegetation isn't quite up to his standards, in that area. He eyes it, wondering who would go to such great lengths to build something like that in the first place.
Well... it doesn't seem like that person is still here The surrounding area out back is practically desolate.
Roy Mustang slides his gloves on, looking around one last time.
SNAP
The goat bursts into raging flames. Roy smirks in satisfaction.