[ALL SKATE] Caribbean Outlet Funteims Wow!

[mnt_mike]

It might be 72/22 degrees when you exit through the Lake Door towards Lake Hogwarts, but once you go out and to the right, towards where the highland scrub turns into powder-white sand, the temperature jumps a good 13/7 degrees.

Welcome to the Caribbean Outlet.
A section of the Lake that makes about as much sense as anywhere else does.
There are palm trees. 
There are cabanas.
There are hammocks.
And there might even be a Tiki Bar festooned with bikini tops and bottoms. 
...
Or not. 
Ask Mike no questions, and you'll get no answers...no that's not true, he'll probably give you answers to questions you never even dreamed of asking, likely because you value your sanity.

[oom: All Skate rules apply here, meaning all are welcome.
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Why? Times are tough enough already, and community overrules...well, rules.

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Comments

[5ame_heart]

It's a strange question to ask a clone - you might ask for a rank or an assignment, but you wouldn't phrase it like that, but Fives is learning. And besides, John seems so obviously a civilian.

So it takes him a moment to realise what answer is required of him.

"I'm a soldier," he says, "in the Clone Army."

[blackholesandrevelations]

"The Clone Army," John muses, watching the other man over the rim of his beer bottle. "My wife's formerly a solider. Peacekeeper. I am an astronaut. Or, was."

[5ame_heart]

If there were any of his brothers around, he could prove it, as it is, Fives looks just as unique as anyone else.

"'Peacekeeper,'" he repeats, "sounds like a Jedi. What's an astronaut?"

[blackholesandrevelations]

Jedi. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Okay John, be cool. Be cool.

"Ah, the Peacekeepers were a misnomer. Bad guys, actually. Astronauts're like space scientists. My planet didn't have long-rage space capabilities, but we would send rockets into space and fly around a bit, do some research. I got thrown into a wormhole and spit out in another galaxy."

He says this, then sips his beer like nothing is weird about this.

[5ame_heart]

"Huh," says Fives. And he's frowning, but only out of mild interest. "Never heard of wormholes being able to do that."

That's the only weird thing.

[blackholesandrevelations]

"Yeah, neither had I," John shrugs, frowning out towards the lake. "But boy did it give me a wacky few years."

[5ame_heart]

Fives, now sitting, and considerably more relaxed, less awkward puppy, rubs the back of his head as he considers.

"The Galaxy's wacky enough," he says, "I don't think I want to know how wacky a completely different Galaxy can get."

Although, to be fair, on wackiness scales, his Galaxy is a contender.