Klaus / Number Four / The Seance (
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milliways_bar2020-06-14 11:04 am
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The front door bangs open, and Klaus slides in, red solo cup in hand. While he's never subtle his his sartorial choices, today he's found a rainbow-beaded sheath dress that shivers with color when he saunters, his face striped with pink, yellow, and blue like war paint. There's glitter in his hair (and just about everywhere else, have you ever tried to contain glitter?).
For once, Klaus Hargreeves has had a pretty excellent day.
"Happy Pride, Milliways!" He howls cheerfully, saluting the room at large with his cup.
For once, Klaus Hargreeves has had a pretty excellent day.
"Happy Pride, Milliways!" He howls cheerfully, saluting the room at large with his cup.

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Dick, who has far as he knows likes girls exclusively but who also supports everyone, in in the rafters (obviously). He leans over though, hanging by his knees long enough to knock his Zesti cola can against the raised red solo cup in a toast.
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"I'm okay."
He's a bit more relaxed than before. Probably because Bar hasn't caught him unawares for the first time in months, and he's not in the middle of a mission.
He drops down, letting go with his legs and casually twisting to land easily on a table, the right way up at least.
"Getting the hang of the place again. How've you been?"
He's also met Ben since their last meeting, so he's got a better understanding of who Klaus is.
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"Oh, absolutely fabulous as usual." Klaus flashes a devil-may-care smile, throwing in a little shimmy in his gorgeous dress as a bonus. "Even if I'm forced to go stag to Pride this year, terrible, atrocious, can you even believe?"
Klaus knows it won't last long, but.. honestly Mike, he expected better, what the hell.
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"I'm sure that won't last long."
But he doesn't really want to get pulled into a conversation about these things with a definitely-drunk-and-possibly-high adult right now, please.
"The dress looks great though."
Dick probably doesn't look like he appreciates flashy - his current wardrobe is neutrals and easy to move in, but he's still a circus boy and he likes a show.
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Well, that and the other things he gets away with, but he tends to get away with that sort of stuff all the time, no matter what he's wearing.
Or, you know, not wearing. Whatever.
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"First rule of any show," Dick agrees. "Costumes make the performance."
Bruce gets that, even if he sometimes pretends he doesn't.
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For today, he prefers the paint striped across his face as a marker.
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Dick hops back onto his hands, tucking his legs up and under his shoulders so he's not really crouching on the table as his feet are off the surface.
He catches the umbrella, though. Now Ben has told him about the Academy, he recognises the symbolism, and his face twitches.
'Cause itd be nice to talk to one of the adults who understand his specific predicament, but maybe the dead, sober one would be a better option.
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Zuko has come and gone from the bar, and this time he went into the wardrobe in far more casual clothes, the things he uses when, say-- dragon riding or adventuring with the Avatar. But still: deep reds and golds are shiny, too.
"Happy what?"
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"Get into it!"
I would only have my sole straight male character here in bar. Go figure.
Sorry, Klaus, he's not even from Earth.
Hey, allies are valid!
(Thanks ever so much, daddy dearest, for the situation assessment drills.)
Now, if this was someone being purposely obtuse, purposefully rude, a quick and vicious savaging is absolutely called for (and entirely fun), but..
Naw, this one's just clueless. That's fine.
"So, I'll break it down for you. There's a lot of people in this world... well, my world, who knows, yours might be better, but they believe that there's something to be ashamed about if you don't fit their rules of what is allowed in terms of gender and sexuality. Which is bullshit. So Pride is an annual... nine parts protest, nine parts festival, one hundred percent party." He explains as coherently as he can, which is a bit of a feat considering all the fun stuff he's had today.
He can have a better time with Zenigata once he's approved.
"My world doesn't really care about that sort of thing," he says, brows furrowing. "Is that really so-- odd in yours?"
There are gay people. There's people who can make fire with their hands, move water with their minds. Speak to spirits. Who cares what Tab A or Slot B might be doing with other Tabs or Slots or any blending there of? There's way more important things to fuss over.
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Never mind what his life is these days, but that's only partially due to his orientation. Most of it's the ghosts. And the ghost-control measures he's fallen into. All of that. Bleh.
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He doesn't. Hey baby, looking good.
"But the goal is mostly to be seen, and to be open about who you are somewhere that's safe and accepting of all the fun variations there are. Lots of flags and and paint and glitter, oh my god the glitter, we laid claim to glitter decades ago and refuse to give it up." He pirouettes, boneless with his day of indulging and graceful with a childhood of stringent training. "And of course there's amazing music and parades and just generally a good time."
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As part of this festival that Zuko is making a very different picture of opposed to what it actually is.
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(How long had it been since anyone had? He was a Lord now, nobody flirted with him. Not if they didn't want accusations from the council, or angry parents who wanted to wed their daughters to Zuko. Oh, God, he can only imagine the scandal if he took a male consort before he married.)
Blinking back from the horrifying flash of responsibility that crossed his mind, Zuko said, "I -- uh. I see." He's young, a bit dense, and has a lot on his shoulders right now. Maybe this means he can be forgiven his trespasses.
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"Oh, you're precious. But no, mostly I'm there to be loud and very, very visible. Helps to have someone who truly doesn't care about the haters to be nice big juicy target if someone wants to start trouble." Klaus has multiple strengths on his side - he honestly does not give an absolute damn, he can take a hit, and he knows how to turn on the doe-eyed waterworks when necessary to get a rescue.
And he's exceedingly hard to ignore when he wants to be.
Also it's hilarious to go up against the Westboro Wannabes. They're not even remotely scary after a life full of screaming ghosts.
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"So you're, ah--- the decoy. You feint, others can do as they need but if unwanted attention happens, it happens to you first." That's respectable. Zuko knows how hard it can be to protect folks without putting yourself out there.
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None of those descriptors provide him with a name. Whoops.
"Uuuummmmmm... whatever sounds good, I suppose. I'll let you pick your pleasure." He decides, offering both the cup and a wink.
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Then after some looking, he finds a couple of mysterious sparkly liquors, one that even has a holographic rainbow glimmer to it and mixes them together along with some ice and seltzer and adds a cocktail umbrella, "Try that."
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"Hits the spot, baby."
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especially since the show very purposefully never defines what town Klaus is in other than 'probably New York but we didn't identify it as NYC because reasons'.no subject
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And in Faerie, who you're with has never mattered as much as for mortals but he's not going to say that part aloud.
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"Gotta keep my girlish figure, you know." More that he's very frequently just not hungry, for all the Ben tends to nag.
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