Wen Ning, the Ghost General (
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milliways_bar2020-08-02 08:10 pm
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Wen Ning has been away for a while, but this evening around dusk, he returns, walking out from the forest as before. At some point when he didn't notice, the stunted firs around the Burial Mounds had given way to healthy trees with zero resentful energy, and then he realised that he'd finally made it back.
It was his third try, actually. He'd already wandered the woods around his home twice, big basket of radishes in one hand, the yellow napkin with the smiley sun face from the bar in the other, and both times, he's eventually arrived back at Demon Subdue Cave without having found a way to that lovely other world.
But now it worked!
He still has the basket in one hand (looking a bit absurd, as it's a large basket full of large radishes, warded with a few stasis talismans so they wouldn't wilt while Wen Ning kept trying, and he's dangling it like it was a tiny pouch full of eiderdowns) and the yellow napkin in the other, and when he steps out of the woods by the lake, a bright happy smile appears on his very pale face.
Yangguang-guniang* will finally have her promised radishes, and if Wen Ning is lucky, she will have made sweets he can smuggle back to little A-Yuan, even better than the ones he brought before. A-Yuan needs cheering up as it is, because he's still out of sorts because of that single lotus sprout.
There is so much hope and help in this place.
[[* OOC: Couldn't resist this; she'll have a perfectly lovely and acceptable title name in Chinese, so Wen Ning will think of her that way.]]
tinytag: wen ning
It was his third try, actually. He'd already wandered the woods around his home twice, big basket of radishes in one hand, the yellow napkin with the smiley sun face from the bar in the other, and both times, he's eventually arrived back at Demon Subdue Cave without having found a way to that lovely other world.
But now it worked!
He still has the basket in one hand (looking a bit absurd, as it's a large basket full of large radishes, warded with a few stasis talismans so they wouldn't wilt while Wen Ning kept trying, and he's dangling it like it was a tiny pouch full of eiderdowns) and the yellow napkin in the other, and when he steps out of the woods by the lake, a bright happy smile appears on his very pale face.
Yangguang-guniang* will finally have her promised radishes, and if Wen Ning is lucky, she will have made sweets he can smuggle back to little A-Yuan, even better than the ones he brought before. A-Yuan needs cheering up as it is, because he's still out of sorts because of that single lotus sprout.
There is so much hope and help in this place.
[[* OOC: Couldn't resist this; she'll have a perfectly lovely and acceptable title name in Chinese, so Wen Ning will think of her that way.]]
tinytag: wen ning

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"Lady Sunshine!" he exclaims, lightly swinging the large, heavy basket with a flick of his wrist. "I have radishes for you, and am so glad to find you here!"
He puts down the basket and bows.
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Sunshine gestures towards the radish on the table, curious to get a closer look, and a better sense of what it could be made into.
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They are ornately messy calligraphy, in red ink, on long yellow pieces of paper.
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"Different, of course, but it reminds me a lot of the wards we use back in my world," she remarks, trying to follow the shifting shadows and not being surprised to find that she can't. Rae smiles, offering the talisman back to Wen Ning. "Folks ward their homes, their technology, themselves... anything to help protect, or preserve, or warn against harm."
It is a world with a lot of harms to choose from.
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Wards were just behind food, medicine, and the home itself in terms of importance.
"Wardsmithing is a big industry in my world, and you've got lots of third-, second- and first-class wardsmiths for every one Wardskeeper - who are allowed to invent and create any ward they put their minds to," she replies, thinking of the myriad shadows that congregate upon nearly every surface in Yolande's part of the house.
"I get the feeling that... cultivators in your world are like magic-handlers, in mine. Can I ask what makes a cultivator a rogue cultivator?"
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Chances are that someone would take it as a challenge.
"What are - and I don't mean to bombard you with questions when you've been kind enough to bring me radishes to buy," she is certainly looking forward to experimenting with them in the kitchen. "But what are the cultivation sects? What differentiates them?"
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Pause.
"And Qishan Wen, fire and sunlight, who had their seat, the Nightless City, in an active volcano. They attacked all the other clans, and were taken down in the Sunshot Campaign. We're a branch of that family, the Dafan Wen; we are healers, not fighters. We're the only Wens that survived because Wei-gongzi took us to the Burial Mounds near Yiling."
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"The sects sound a little like the great magic-handling families in my world. There are a good number, but I wouldn't say there are lots of them. And there are fewer than there were, certainly. The Blaises were top-dog a few generations back, sure, but they all but disappeared seventeen years ago, at the start of the Wars. Some of the families specialize in one form of magic-handling or another, but most of the families just let their individual family members find their own areas of strength."
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Murderously so, his tone implies.
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"Would you like something to eat? I've been baking, this morning." The tray on the table holds a rather grand assortment of baked goods, it's true.
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Talking about food is perhaps better than talking about what the Wen did, and what the Jin then did, and what the Jiang and Lan and Nie kept quiet for...
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She makes sure to point out each kind of pastry or cake or confection as she names it, knowing full well that sometimes the names don't clearly indicate which they apply to.
"I also made some Primordial Fudgecake, Meringuamania, and Lemon Lechery."
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"Forks are those miniature pitchforks?“
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"Yes, those are forks. They're the most common eating utensil where I'm from," she admits.
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"I could likely manage a Lemon Lechery or a Meringuamania." They're small and just giving enough that she could lift them without too much trouble.
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He then pokes into the cinnamon roll in strategic places, then shakes it a little like a dog worrying at its prey, and a piece comes off, which he eats.
A lot of crumbs and sugar come off as well, flying as far as his hair and robe.
"Feels better, is actually worse," Wen Ning admits, sheepishly.
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"Maybe try a Meringuamania? They're more... bite-sized."
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He stands and bows, very contrite.
"This is delightful and delicious; I'm just very bad at eating it. Perhaps I should forgo civilisation and just bite off pieces?"
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She... gathers napkins, just in case.
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Oh, if their enemies could see the Yiling Patriarch's dreaded Ghost General now!
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He nods very enthusiastic, hair flying, as he still chews.
Maybe he will take a smaller bite next.
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Surprising no one, Sunshine is absolutely onboard with a semi-sorta-adopted-uncle-guardian-or-similar sneaking sweets back to kids.
"And we should talk radishes, eventually."
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She wants enough to try out with multiple recipes, and certainly some to experiment with.
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"I'd happily buy a dozen or so," Rae decides, smiling. "I want enough to try out some established recipes with, get to know them as an ingredient, and then do some experimentation with, too."
She'll likely buy more later.
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"I am very happy to do business with you. What would you like to give me for it?" he says, only belatedly remembering that Wei-gongzi had told him to always set his own price, and make it a bit outrageous. Wen Ning has nothing of Wei Wuxian's sheer insolence; in fact, he is rather shy, if occasionally excitable.
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"Any dollar amount I'd name - dollars being the currency where I come from - would probably mean little to you. And likewise for me, if you suggested a price in currency from your time and place," she says, considering.
"We might ask the Bar for help? If you told her what you'd normally ask for a radish, I could ask her to deduct twelve times that amount from my tab and transfer it to yours?"
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That way, Wei-gongzi can't possibly find fault with his bargaining abilities.
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