Klaus / Number Four / The Seance (
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milliways_bar2020-08-05 12:43 pm
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Enter: One Klaus Hargreeves.
He kicks the door back, as he steps into the room, both hands full with bottles of an alcohol of such poor quality it can only be classified as 'poor life choices in a bottle'. There's a plastic medical ID band around one wrist, a gauze-wrapped bandage around one elbow where his coat has been shoved up, and a complete lack going on in the shirt category (his coat, however, a patch-work fuzzy thing that drapes to his knees and swirls gloriously, is the best).
And he has the brightest smile imaginable.
"Bar! Bar, you are magnificent, let's party baby!" He cheers, "Give the old bastard a proper wake!"
Or a 'enjoy your trip to hell' party, whichever, Klaus isn't particular. Ding-dong, the bastard's dead, and Klaus can't remember being happier.
He kicks the door back, as he steps into the room, both hands full with bottles of an alcohol of such poor quality it can only be classified as 'poor life choices in a bottle'. There's a plastic medical ID band around one wrist, a gauze-wrapped bandage around one elbow where his coat has been shoved up, and a complete lack going on in the shirt category (his coat, however, a patch-work fuzzy thing that drapes to his knees and swirls gloriously, is the best).
And he has the brightest smile imaginable.
"Bar! Bar, you are magnificent, let's party baby!" He cheers, "Give the old bastard a proper wake!"
Or a 'enjoy your trip to hell' party, whichever, Klaus isn't particular. Ding-dong, the bastard's dead, and Klaus can't remember being happier.

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So, this cop, he has instincts. And every old street cop instinct is telling him that this man is going to either cause a lot of trouble or get in a lot of trouble. He's not sure which.
"Young man," because Klaus is younger than him, alright, "are you -- well?" Zenigata has a concern. He's gathering new concerns by the moment as he looks up from his tiny battered laptop, his whiskey and his ashtray full of cigarette butts at his end of the bar. Klaus is ten types of concerns in a rainbow coat, that's what Klaus is.
(Also, as his taste in men tends to run to a certain hard-partying noodle-man with a only slightly buffer build than Klaus but who ends up topless just as frequently, well. There might be a brief flicker of well that's pretty for a single hot second before he goes right back to being a deeply closeted agent of Interpol.)
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Can it be both?
Klaus votes both.
He pivots on one heel, his arms open wide (both for dramatic effect because this coat is bomb and because his balance is a wee bit shit right now after the night he's had). There are two faint red patches on his chest that are hidden again when the coat falls back down.
"Awww, you care, that's so sweet!" He croons. "You should have a drink with me."
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The dramatic move with Klaus and his amazing coat has Zenigata doing an inventory as he sits there, looking like an overworked salaryman (who just happens to hit the gym a lot, but can't quite shake some little love handles) and continue to take inventory. Klaus obviously checked himself out of a medical facility. Is still injured. Probably drunk, high, or both.
"Have a seat, and we'll drink," he says, flashing a crooked grin. He knows he has no authority here, and as a binge-drinking depression alcoholic, he can't really throw stones from glass house, either. Best to just manage him and see just how much trouble Klaus is in, and then evaluate for courses of action.
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He flops into a chair near his new friend, with a curious look at the laptop.
"But we're going to need better alcohol than this." Klaus decides, setting his two bottles on the table, and twisting to wave a hand at the nearest waitrat.
"Yoohoooo! Over here, lovely, just need a moment..."
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....even if in hi world, weird science and an accelerated technological curve means he's got weirder tech than most available. After all, his ward controls an AI with an earring and a Lupin owns a HUD monocle. Zenigata barely manages his phone, laptop, and tablet.
"You are probably right, as that seems to be, hmmm. Fairly plain stuff," he said, familiar with liquor of a variety of companies and labels.
He waits for the rat; he wants a refill of his whiskey, which is what he asks for when she comes over.
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"It's horrible, so it can be drunk later." Klaus decides emphatically - later when his taste buds are trashed anyway and he won't have any memories of it. He then proceeds to order a ridiculously over-the-top cocktail, making sure that will definitely come in a glass nearly as big as his head, with a curly straw.
Seems appropriate.
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"Right," he says, because Japanese drinking culture is a hell of a thing, and Zenigata knows how to handle it. "Good stuff when you can taste it, cheap shit when you don't need to."
But then he remembers himself: "I'm Zenigata Koichi. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, mister...?"
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His relationship with his family is fraught with difficulty, especially since he walked away from them in the end to pursue Lupin. Alienating his family, losing his wife and being completely estranged from his daughter, Zenigata is the Bad Dad as much as his own father had been to him, just in different ways. Apples and trees, after all.
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'best friend's a bottle', lord self don't tag at 1 am after binging Untamed.
Always self-tag at 1am after binging Untamed!
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Once he does though..."Oh look, it's place you could get, of I don't know, a sandwich maybe? Or a salad? Some real food? You should try it."
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"Cake then? Or brownies?" Please just eat something, Klaus!
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"Ooooh, cake could be good. Hey, do you remember that cake mom used to make?" He asks as he digs around under the bar.
He pops up, his hair in wild(er) disarray.
"Hey! We could go visit mom now!" Not that she ever really helped against... all of all of it, but still. It's mom. He might not have Diego's level of attachment, but...
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"The pineapple upside-down cakes." Ben nearly purrs at the memory. "Wait, could Bar give us one? I could actually eat it!"
"It would be nice to see mom again, even if she wouldn't see me."
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But Ben is... Ben.
"Yeah, but... I could tell her. She usually believed me." Or at least she said she believed him, which was nearly as good.
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"She always did. She believed all of us really." Programming or not, it was about the only good thing they had back then. Well, Mom, and each other. Diego was there as well when they could get him away from his knives.
And Vanya.
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And Klaus is sporting a bandage. Of course he is.
Dick pokes his head down from the rafters and grins at them, kind of awkwardly.
(Because he's happy and he said wake and that's not necessarily a good combination.)
"Hey!"
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"Heeeeey! Come on down, we're having a party!" Klaus crows as he abandons his bottles on the bar in search of something better.
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"Hey, come down here and help me get this idiot to eat something will you?"
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"Sandwich," he suggests, and Bar obliges him. It's a tunafish on white bread affair, with cucumber and lettuce. Easy to eat, but ticks the 'actual food groups' option as well.
He remembers it from when Bar decided he couldn't live on a diet of milkshakes after his parents died.
He offers the plate to Klaus with a waiter's flourish, but looks at Ben and mouths wake?
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"This is a conspiracy, I feel conspired against." He declares, but takes a sandwich half anyway.
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"The whole world is conspiring against you. Just accept it and quit whining."
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"Wait, no," he says quickly, and hops off the Bar, grabs a pot of cocktail garnishes and a lighter from the bar back, and bounces back onto the bar top, where he presents Klaus with a tiny little sparkler, places cermoniously into the sandwich, before lighting it.
"Now it's a party sandwich," he says. "Why are we having a party?"
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"Party sandwich." Klaus echoes, pleased. "We are having a party because daddy Hargreeves, that bastard, is finally dead! Yay!"
Klaus does not wish him well. Like, at all.
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