Son of Happy Hour

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Is Eddie still in a great mood? Why yes he is! He's also behind the bar in an apron.

"Good evening, ladies and gentleman. Welcome to Milliways Happy Hour. Specials tonight on tequila, nonalcoholic drinks and anything with Jagermeister in it."

"Step right up, don't be shy, there's enough booze for everybody."

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[no-prisoner.livejournal.com]

There are some things even Eddie will quail from.

I wish this was one.

"You know, the junk, the bag, the sack, the ol' sperm factory. To translate from jive, how are you doing?"

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Smeagol stares.

Then he laughs, 'cause hey, they had toilet humor in Middle-earth too.

"I'm better," he says. "Better than before."

[no-prisoner.livejournal.com]

"That's good. This is a good place to be dead. Not too hot and I doubt they've got tequila in Heaven."