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[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

So there's Deadpool.

And he's singing again. Loudly.

"WELL I'M PROUD TO BE A CANADIAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
AND I WON'T FORGET THE BEERS I'VE DRUNK
AND THE HOCKEY THAT I'VE SEEN
AND I'LL GLADLY THROW UP!
NEXT TO YOU
ON A BENDER STILL TODAY
CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT THAT I GOT NO GRAMMAR...
GOD BLESS THE... aw, fuck it. I'll never rhyme ANYTHING with 'grammar'."

He laughs at his own witty political commentary and continues to the bar.

Comments

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

Slammer rhymes nicely.

*Tim can't resist.*

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

"Right."

"CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I GOT NO GRAMMAR...
GOD BLESS THE M.C. HAMMERRRRRRRRRRR!"

He grins.

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

*Tim just shakes his head.*

Very out of date,

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

"Party rap will never die, Neo."

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

It already did.

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

Deadpool frowns. "Are you caught in the Matrix again, Neo? Or did you just miss the entire 'Crunk' phenomenon? Lil' Jon is singlehandedly ressurecting party rap, my man. We live in momentous times. Well, I do."

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

So i hear.

*Tim raises a brow.*

Battle ducks?

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

"And?"

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

How do they work? i mean, do they do the thing well?

*Tims actually interested.*

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

"You'd be surprised. And how the fuck did you find out about that anyway? Did... the Matrix tell you?"

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

*Tim waggles his fingers.*

Phenominal cosmic powers. I know everything.

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

"Oh yeah? If you're so goddamn smart, why don't you go on Jeopardy or something?"

[timsbooks.livejournal.com]

No need to.

*Tim holds up a hand. A gold coin appears within his grasp.*

Money is fleeting.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should take singing lessons, *Anthy says doubtfully.*

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

He considers this. "Maybe. But I spent the money my mom gave me for them on rubber dinosaurs."

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

*Anthy looks enchanted.* Are those the same size as tiny elephants?

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

"Depends on the size of the tiny elephant, I guess."

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

It's about this big, *Anthy says happily, measuring with her hands,* and it likes to eat peanuts.

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

He considers this. "No. They were smaller. And rubber. They didn't eat anything."

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Oh. *Anthy looks dismissive. What good is a pet if it doesn't eat anything? Or everything.* My monkey likes to eat gunslingers.

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

"You have a monkey? Cooooool."

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen him in a while, *Anthy confides.* I don't really know where he is all the time. But he's a very friendly monkey, and he only tries to eat people out of affection.

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

"Riiiight. You should probably keep a closer eye on your monkey, you know?"

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

*Anthy blinks.* How? He's faster than me.

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

He considers this. "You have a point."