Karaoke Time!

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*There is a karaoke machine in the bar. It is very large and very pink.

Therefore, Xander assumes that it must be evil.*

Wow ... didn't know they had an open mike night ...

*He approaches the karaoke machine slowly. It lights up and looks inviting-- as inviting as a possibly-evil-because-of-its-pinkness karaoke machine can be.*

Whoa!

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[volcanofaerie.livejournal.com]

" I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I sae the sign
Life is demanding without understanding..."

At which point she trails off, because nobody should be forced to listen to her sing. A life time of shouting at people to get out of the fucking volcano has taken its toll.

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

And given the rather weak response, Deadpool frowns, and almost hurls the microphone to the floor. "What the fuck, Milliways? ACE OF BASE TRIED, DAMNIT! THEY TRIED HARD! ALL THEY EVER WANTED TO DO WAS MAKE SWEET SWEET POP-STYLED LOVE TO YOU! HOW CAN YOU SPURN THEM IN THIS, THEIR HOUR OF NEED?"

[volcanofaerie.livejournal.com]

"Because I'm not nearly fuckin' drunk enough!"

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

He frowns and the microphone falls from his hands.

He's on his knees. "WHY, GOD? WHY?"

[volcanofaerie.livejournal.com]

She could say that it has something to do with T snapping up the good ones. But we don't know if this is the right MilliTime for that. So she shrugs, flutters her wings, and has another drink.

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

And if Deadpool quantifies as one of the "good ones", then your priorities are seriously wack.

Regardless, he sits there, slumped and mumbling dissatisfiedly until someone eventually does drag him out, but probably not into the light where he belongs.

[volcanofaerie.livejournal.com]

It has been postulated that the Faeries need serious therapy considering their choice of males to flirt with.

[wadewilsonsdead.livejournal.com]

Obviously.