Karaoke Time!

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*There is a karaoke machine in the bar. It is very large and very pink.

Therefore, Xander assumes that it must be evil.*

Wow ... didn't know they had an open mike night ...

*He approaches the karaoke machine slowly. It lights up and looks inviting-- as inviting as a possibly-evil-because-of-its-pinkness karaoke machine can be.*

Whoa!

Comments

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

No, no, of course you're not a supervillain! I just bet that with an address like "Terror Mountain," you get a lot of evil stopping by. Evil door-to-door salesmen, evil telemarketers ...

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"People asking me for insane things... Thankfully, the snowager likes me. I just send all the nuisances over to his cave, and he sends me a thankyou card for deliving dinner."

She beams, and sips her tigersquash moonshine. We did say she wasn't evil, right?

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander swallows an amount of drink rather larger than he intended.*

Well, more effective than getting put on the "Do Not Call" list, right?

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"oh, hell yes." She nods. "A right rather perminant solution, if I do say so myself."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

If I ever happen to be in the Terror Mountain neighborhood, though, you won't feed me to a monster, right?

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

She blinks, and beams, patting him on the shoulder. "Why? I like you."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander grins.* Good to know. I prefer not to be snow-monster food, anyway.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"Snowager." She nods. "A bit of a difference. He lives inside the mountain. Monsters are on the outside. Very big point there."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

And monsters can eat people, too? You must be pretty popular if questors want to get to you that badly.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"Its because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard I made some of the best toys and weapons around." A nod and grin. "Things you can't get anywhere else."

OOC: *dies*

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander's running out of alcohol.*

Toys? Like a windup monkey with cymbals?

OOC: Say Thankya!

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

Taelia debates more alcohol.

"Ummmm... sort of. Except mine sort of go 'kaBOOM' after a while. On purpose, of course."

Yes. Not Evil. Really.

Re: OOC: Say Thankya!

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

... I'm all for giving people the benefit of the doubt, but are you sure you aren't a supervillain?

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"Absolutely positively." She beams. "People buy those sorts of things for use in the battledome, of course! They're supposed to blow up."

Taelia giggles, and waves to a wait rat for another drink.

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as you're sure ...

*He eyes the approaching drinks.*

You know, I've got a confession to make, here: Normally I skip the alcohol and go for cocoa. But that drink you gave me-- what did you say it was?-- was actually pretty good.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"Tigersquash moonshine. Something a friend of mine usually cooks up at home. Rather good, if I say so myself."

She eyes Xander with a grin. "You sure you're up for another, then?"

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander grins back.* Bring it on.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

Just an innocent grin at Xander, and she passes him another glass.

"So, might as well get your name, sweetie. If I'm going to be corrupting you."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

Xander. And don't worry, there probably isn't that much you could do to me. Well, except maybe expose me to heroin, but I hope that you'll save that for another time.

What's your name?

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, no heroin." She offers her hand. "Nice to meetcha."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander shakes, noting that she didn't actually say her name, and picks up his second drink.*

That's okay, I'm sure I'll get my fix some other way. *He sips.* Hm, this does start to go to your head after a bit. Yummy.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"Taelia. Of Terror Mountain, but I mentioned the last before." She chuckles, and downs a portion of her drink.

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, Taelia. Is that Jewish?

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"No." She laughs. "Faerie. And named after my great aunt.... which worries me at times, really."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

Faerie.

*Xander looks at his glass as if consulting it. Finally, he nods sagely.* Yep. Figures.

Well, I wouldn't be worried if I were you. You seem like a perfectly well-adjusted weapons-trafficking, tourist-sacrificing, evil-mountain-dwelling faerie. *He grins.* Kidding.