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*Brian shoots through the door and hides behind a chair. That squirrel's AFTER him*

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Mouse wanders over. "...what happened to Brian?"

"A tire hit him in the FACE!" Sara's glaring, not lowering the knife.

This tire isn't fucking around, as we like to say.

How can she say that without laughing? "... what was he doing putting his face near tires?"

*he flails*

Dude, that tyre HUNTED ME DOWN!

This tire was out for VENGEANCE.

*faintly*

By round of applause, how're you FEEEEELING?

Sara rolls her eyes. "What was a homicidal tire doing here is my question. Fuck it, you get rid of it."

Wandering away, she mutters something about there not being enough alcohol in the world to make up for this encounter.

"What a horrible way to go."

(Oh good, they're showing it again. Looklooklook.)

The tire rockets toward Mouse's FACE.

"ooooooooOOOOOH!"

Don't do that, tire! He doesn't like it when you play stupid tire games!

And the funny thing is everyone around the digital pimp, like, dove out of there, but he just sits there, like . . .

Wow. Dude. That tyre murdered Mouse.

"I don't wanna die with a tire hitting me in the goddamn face."

*Brian pets his head*

Dude, Brian's gay.

Mouse mumbles something that sounds remarkably like "Pick a color please, pick a color..."

What? DUDE! What?

The tire has a color book.

MFC? IS THAT YOU? MFC?

*he glares at the tyre*

Mouse is fragile. He touches his face. "This even feels damaged..."

Glaring emphasizes the gay.

Brian's, like, mega, ultra, superhero gay!

Mouse isn't wearing loafers, is he?

*Brian glares more*

Dude, piss off, or I will bitchslap you like a baboon.

Come on! Follow me! Come aaaaawn!

Loafers? Dude, shoes? Fuck shoes. Listen to this guy, with shoes...

Mouse looks up and sees Brian above him. "Jesus Christ, Brian! Do not float above me when I'm dying in the abyss!"

GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER!

The tire ogles shoeless Mouse. That is way too fuckin' hot.