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There's a Speak N' Spell in the bar.

It's just sitting there.

Play with it. It wants to spell right now!

"TIRE?!?! DID YOU SAY TIRE??!!? CAN WE BLOW IT UP "

"N-o n-O!"

"TiRe wILl HiT yOU in THe FAcE!"

Demonic Speak N' Spells care not for family stuff.

"I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING BURN." Lock, feeling really very pent-up at this point, suddenly catches fire.

"f-I-R-e F-I-r-e F-i-R-e fiRe FIrE fIREfiRefIRe!" chants the Speak N' Spell.

Shock, not liking that Lock is so very close to her, casts a small spell, conjuring a stream of water, which she points at Lock.
"NO FIRE. NOT YET."
She turns to the Speak and Spell.
"Hey you stupid thing. Can you spell GET OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I POUR THIS WATER ON YOU? If you want our help with vengeance, you need to tell us who, what, where and when."

"WhAt HaPpENeD tO MArY? A tIRe HiT hER iN thE FACe!"

The Triplets, disregarding the rules of the Bar, advance on the thing with their ever present yet rarely seen trick or treat bag.
"Now hold still. This wont hurt us a bit if you don't move."

"I WAs In mY KiTchEn C-l-E-A-N-i-n-G A DIsH I hEArD iT So i CAmE oUt!"

The Triplets pounce. The Bag is over the Thing.
"THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH US."

The Speak N' Spell is now behind them.

"thAt WAsN'T VeRy NicE."

"WHAT THAT CAN'T HAPPEN. HOW DID YOU DO THAT? GET IN THE BAG YOU STUPID THING!!!"

They lunge. And lunge again. Pretty soon, they're going to have to bring out the slingshots.

"SoMeBoDY SHiT On ThE CoATs sOmEbOdY sHit On thE cOats c-O-A-t-S hOw DiD MArY dIE?"

Ok.....
The two boys, completely pissed off, ready their sling shots, complete with flaming pieces of coal.
The girl, on the other hand, tries a more gentle approach.
A water spout.

When they let up it's gone.

"yOu tHrEe aRe vEry Bad."

And there is is on a chair, resting against the back of the chair so that it can face them.

"We. want. to. help. you. We like getting revenge. But if you keep trying to annoy us, then, well, we won't help you. We'll just go away. In fact, do you want us to just go away?"

More quietly it says,

"Ok, you make us look really smart and mature. And that's saying a lot."

Barrel attacks suddenly. He beats and beats and beats on the thing with his arm bone until the thing is nothing more than shattered pieces of plastic.

As soon as the Triplets turn away, it is whole again. "thEre CaN oNly bE OnE HiGHlANder. tIreS cAnnOt dEfEat mE"

wtf. That apparently didn't work.
"We give up. You win. So. Do you want to play then? We can play if you want."

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