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There's a Speak N' Spell in the bar.

It's just sitting there.

Play with it. It wants to spell right now!

"It'S NoT W-H-a-T wHO ToLD YoU."

"YoU Me anD YoU yOu WAit foR thE NexT gRouP i HeArD iT So i CaMe oUt."

Okay that made no sense at all.

Phone she types.

"PhOnE p-H-O-n-E Oh gooD ThEy'Re shOwINg iT AgAIn LoOk l-O-o-K loOk!"

"Are you just spouting out random words or are you actually trying to say something?"

"ThE TiRe iS OuT fOr VenGeANce v-E-n-G-E-A-n-C-e VeNgEAnCe," the Speak N' Spell warns.

"How can a tire be out for vengeance?"

"ThIs TiRe WasN'T FuCkIng A-r-O-u-n-D, aS We LiKE tO saY."

"Vengeance on who?"

"thE tIre MuRDeREd mArY Oh Good ThEy'Re ShoWing it AgaIn LoOk looK lOOK eVerYoNE DivEs."

"SLIp aND BlEEd, SlIp aNd B-L-e-e-D!" it shrieks.

Kim really does drop it now and goes far away because, well, it's obviously something she should not be playing with.

"hOw DiD B-A-u-E-r die?"

Okay that she heard and her face goes almost white.

"What?" She steps back over slowly.