"Well, Miss ... My beer might've been green because it is sadly customary where I'm from to tint a customer's brew on Saint Patrick's Day. Now, it should be noted that this doesn't happen on any other holiday. No red beer on Valentines, no orange be on Hallowe'en.
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"Oh," he sputters, noticing the lovely lady.
"Well, Miss ... My beer might've been green because it is sadly customary where I'm from to tint a customer's brew on Saint Patrick's Day. Now, it should be noted that this doesn't happen on any other holiday. No red beer on Valentines, no orange be on Hallowe'en.
"But I'm sorry to rant. Hello. My name is Hal."