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Sawyer has finally realized what an idiot he's been coming down in the evenings to eat. It's much less busy during the day; much fewer people present to mock his current wardrobe situation.

So, the amount of Sawyer's in the bar has just increased by one.

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*Tim blinks innocently.*

Well, come now Sawyer, if you could be female, wouldn't you want to be a Hot one?

"If I could be female, chief, I wouldn't waste my time down in a bar harassing folks. I'd spend the time upstairs in my room enjoying my new equipment."

*Tim titters.*

Oh, thats what i have a girlfriend for.

"Has she given the female you a test drive yet?"

*Tim winks and bounces again.*

Sawyer makes a marked effort not to watch Tim's boobs bounce.

"Okay, new subject. Did you talk to the big man about the part-time security job?

*Tim shifts back to male.*

Sure did.

"And, this is the part where you list all the reasons why I didn't get the job, right?"

Nooo....

*Tim cracks his fingers.*

This is the part where i tell you now we wait for the red tape to clear.

"That's... not at all what I expected to hear."

*Tim shrugs*

It's not my choice.The only reason i don't see you getting hired is your lack of prowress

Sawyer shrugs. "Whatever."

No, really.

*Tim searches for an example.*

do you think you could stop me, if i went rogue?

Sawyer shrugs. "I've got a gun. And, for that matter, how many people on the staff now do you think could stop a rogue wizard if he really felt like doing some damage?"

On security?

*Tim thinks*

1,2,3,4,5,6,7....yup, all of them.

Sawyer grunts. "I reiterate: 'Whatever'. If y'all think I can handle it, cool. If not, it's no skin off my back. I'll find a way to get by."

*Tim nods and wanders off.*

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