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[milliways_sawyer]

Sawyer has finally realized what an idiot he's been coming down in the evenings to eat. It's much less busy during the day; much fewer people present to mock his current wardrobe situation.

So, the amount of Sawyer's in the bar has just increased by one.

Comments

[balletrat]

*Meg looks innocent.* I think he'd look fetching.

*Meg is an equal-opportunity pest.*

[milliways_sawyer]

"I think Snow would kill you."

"So, by all means, go for it."

[balletrat]

Oh, come on. *Meg beams at him.* Having me around is good for you! It teaches you valuable things about yourself.

[milliways_sawyer]

"Honey, the only thing this experience has taught me is that tulle is unforgiving to male genitalia, and I think I could have gone my whole life without knowing that."

[balletrat]

There, see! *Meg says proudly.* You're learning something you would have never learned in your whole life.

Besides, now you have a new appreciation for the difficulties a life of a ballet dancer entails.

[milliways_sawyer]

Sawyer sighs. "Right. Lesson learned. Thank you ever so much for opening my eyes."

[balletrat]

*Megs are sarcasm!proof!*

You're very welcome. Anytime you need another service like that, you just let me know and I'll be happy to oblige.

[milliways_sawyer]

Sawyer bites back any "servicing" jokes that threaten to jump out. He doesn't want to give her any excuse to try for another week.

"I'll keep that in mind. Now, if you don't mind, I think I'm gonna go find something alcoholic to help me forget what I'm wearing."

[balletrat]

*Now we see the point of the exercise. Meg will have Sawyer thoroughly tamed before you know it.*

Enjoy! *Meg says cheerfully, and heads off to bother chat with someone else.*