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[freedonia.livejournal.com]

"Is there a doctor in the house? No? Good. Last time there was and I regret it all day."

Firefly saunters in and over to the bar.

"So, Bar. Do you mind if I call you Bar? How about something warm and strong? It's been a cold week."

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[freedonia.livejournal.com]

Firefly flaps his eyebrows at the shiny gold cigar.

"Huh. Take that, Freud."

[firstwizard.livejournal.com]

Zedd grins even larger.

"Is there something ailing you, or do I assume you are fine?"

[freedonia.livejournal.com]

"Actually, I seem to have one more problem than when I came in, which is that my cigar is made out of gold. Maybe I can pawn it to someone. Are there any street watch-salesmen or anything in here? They'll usually buy anything from anyone. And I'm going to have to find a pretty undiscriminating buyer for a gold cigar."

[firstwizard.livejournal.com]

Zedd grins.

"Actually I could buy that off of you if you like. I have a rather good price that will make your head spin."

Yes he is having fun now.

[freedonia.livejournal.com]

"No, I'm pretty sure I don't want anything spinning that doesn't normally spin around you. It's not that I don't trust wizards. It's just that I don't trust you. But I wouldn't hold it against another wizard if he came in. So you can tell your friends down at the Wizard Cotillion Rufus T Firefly is a-okay to talk to. Okay? Okay."

[firstwizard.livejournal.com]

Zedd shrugs.

"I was even going to charge a massivly underpriced payment for it, what a shame"