"Oh, yes, I suppose I should give you the run-down. Much easier to be told than finding out yourself and all that." Ace stops to think for a moment, then launches into the semi-official and Ace-modified spiel.
"No business in the bar, no naked in the bar, no violence in the bar. Death drinks here, don't make her work on her time off. Be nice to the babies, don't ask Snow White about the dwarves, and if it wears black, it can probably kill you with a thought." She pauses. "Oh. And the Oompa Loompas are real, not a hallucination."