http://b-ko-chan.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] b-ko-chan.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar 2005-03-20 03:41 am (UTC)

*B-ko tearfully addresses an imaginary audience. A spotlight . . . fails to illuminate her.*

When I was five, I had a dog named Lassie. And then I fell in a well. Lassie ran off.

She never came back.

*B-ko sobs noisily. And brightens.* Fortunately, the well was only two feet deep!

*She spins and glares at Timmy.* Float away from me! Float away!

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