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There's a boy on a raft. Where did he come from? Nobody knows. He floats around the bar, sipping his ~~drywall-filled~~ Kool-aid and smiling disquietingly.

This is Timmy. He floats above you while you're dying in the abyss.

Muahaha.

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[OOC: *dies in the abyss of loooove*]

(ooc: Timmy asphyxiates you with PASSION.}

(ooc: Timmy has no idea what you mean. Timmy loves the ladies. Especially the drowning ones.

And Timmy's mun is ~~pretty sure she's~~ straight.)

*A shadow on the wall makes sad glubbing noises at Timmy.*

Timmy watches, wondering if he can float over a shadow.

*B-ko tearfully addresses an imaginary audience. A spotlight . . . fails to illuminate her.*

When I was five, I had a dog named Lassie. And then I fell in a well. Lassie ran off.

She never came back.

*B-ko sobs noisily. And brightens.* Fortunately, the well was only two feet deep!

*She spins and glares at Timmy.* Float away from me! Float away!

Ah, but there are deeper waters than wells, dear B-ko! Timmy could show you, but only if he does not float away.

Which he doesn't.

In fact, he may be floating a bit closer.

*The shadow eyes him warily.*

Do you know? Do you know?

*B-ko bursts into shadow flames.*

Do you know what it's like to be fully engulfed in fire?

Timmy doesn't know. Timmy is a creature of the abyss. There is no fire in the abyss, B-ko. Would you like to feel the Abyss?

*B-ko fishes in the Abyss. And shrieks:* I CAUGHT SOMETHING!

*She tugs. It tugs back. She tugs harder. And tuuuuugs, and a giant tire comes flying out to hit her in the FACE.*

ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Timmy smiles at the tire. Hello, tire.

The tire floats with Timmy. Comrade!

And lo, they shall simultaneously strike and suffocate the masses. What fun!

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