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meg giry

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*Meg wanders downstairs and into the bar, coffee mug in hand and tutu around her waist. And everyone subsequently dies of shock.*

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*Meg megsqueaks!

Yes, she actually does. And beams a hello, too.*

Reg beams a hello back.

How've you been, steppapi?

"Pretty well, I think. How've you been, dear stepdaughter?"

Pretty well also. *Meg grins.* People from a sort of alternate universe have been popping up, it's kind of unnerving.

He blinks, and cocks his head curiously. "Oh? How so?"

Well, I met this girl - *Meg makes a face.* She's like my friend Christine, but blonde and utterly brainless. It's terrifying, really, just how brainless she is.

His head remains cocked, and though it would probably be in character of him to do so, Reg most definitely does not suggest that perhaps the girl is a parody of her friend Christine. Or blondes. Nosirree.

Oedipus!

"So some really are as clueless as they say?"

*Everyone loves random mentions of Oedipus!*

Even more so. *Meg winces.* You can hear the exclamation points at the end of every sentence.

Reg shudders in sympathy. "I'd heard of people like that, but I never knew they actually existed. You have my profound sympathies."

Beat.

"... maybe you could build an exclamation-point-extractor and use it on her. Or something."

She's not the worst case, either. *Meg sighs.* I mean, I'm used to dealing with brainless Operatic types - you just sort of pat them on the head and lead them around, and she's at least sweet.

But look at this.

*She hands over a note.*

It's, like, death by exclamation points.

Regulus does not say "Oh sweet Moses" because he wouldn't know Moses to say it. Instead he settles for reading the note and then staring for a few moments.

"Exclamation point-extractor. Really. They seem like they could use it."

Maybe it's some kind of code, *Meg says, rather dubiously.*

"We can only hope."

Each exclamation point stands for - er -

*Meg tries desperately to come up with an explanation.*

Another ahahahaha?

Reg snickers despite himself.

"It might well. Although I can't imagine the girl you described being so terribly addicted to ahahahahas."

Well, maybe she is secretly laughing at us all, *Meg offers,* and disguises it in her exclamation points.

"Perhaps, perhaps." Reg nods sagely.

At any rate, *Meg adds, with a sigh,* she's going to need taking care of, I can imagine.

"Oh?"

She faints, *Meg explains,* at every opportunity.

Reg blinks.

*Meg shrugs helplessly.*

It's an Operatic thing.

Reg nods, still blinking. "Er. Right then. I'll trust you on that."

Just be glad you don't work in an Opera House, *Meg says sagely.*