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[gil-whimple.livejournal.com]

Gil comes into the bar. He is very smartly dressed for him for he has a party to go to but his face is strained and he looks a little pink around the eyes.

Quickly he writes on the blackboard:

Dear Customer's and Patrons of Milliways,

Tonight we have our usual Sunday roasts - pork, beef, chicken and mixed nut - with seasonal vegetables and a choice of rhubarb tart or apple crumple to follow.

I hope you enjoy them.

Then he sighs and goes to the noticeboard and pins up a carefully lettered notice:

Job Opportunities

We have some vacancies available in the kitchen for the following positions:

Washer upper
Sous-chef

Please apply to Gil or leave a note with the Bar if you would like to be considered.

Gil

He pats the note thoughfully, then turns away to go and find Sooty trying desperately to regain his party mood.

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[her-my-own-knee.livejournal.com]

Hermione glances at the sign, and writes in her neat, tiny print:

I, Hermione Granger, would like to apply for position of washer. I am a witch, and anything I can not already clean with elbow grease I can usually finish with magic. I can repair broken dishes, and I've gotten quite good at removing stains. My two best friends are boys with no table manners whatsoever, you see. I've had to learn.