In that case, simply consider it as something that Bar thought would be funny and don't take it personally.

Well, the day started off when the twins and I read pirate stories with Tom and Ingress, and the kids felt like dressing up as pirates. . . then when we got to the bar, our speech was influcenced to some degree -- be thankful you can still speak properly. Not much else happened to me, aside from having to talk Ingress out of being a professional pirate.