Bartending :O

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*Bernard is behind the bar.

Just, you know. There. Available. For whatever.

He might even, like, take orders or something. If you're nice.*

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[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*He squints*

Name's familiar. Not sure if I can remember a face to go with it.

*At the next, he smiles ruefully*

Well, believe me when I say I know how you feel.

[silverageflash.livejournal.com]

"Brunette, mid-30s, slim, very pretty, tends to dress in lots of casual clothes." He smiles proudly, happily.

"Is Nymphodora joining the posse?"

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

No. She gets into enough dangerous situations in her everyday work. Plus, she's got very little time for much outside work lately.

[silverageflash.livejournal.com]

"Ah. Sara did too, before we met. She was with the Las Vegas police, in forensics, like U was. Sounds like we're involved with very similar women."

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*A smile*

Nymphadora's in magical law enforcement, so yeah.

[silverageflash.livejournal.com]

"Right. I remember that. Once this is over and things are back to whatever passes for normal here, I need to find her and compare notes.

"And then if we throw in Sara and Agent Starling, and we'll have a cop convention. You met Clarice Starling yet?"

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't had the pleasure.

[silverageflash.livejournal.com]

"She's new here, about six weeks from graduating from the FBI Academy. Very likeable, and with training in forensics as well.

"She apparently had something to do with arresting Hannibal Lecter. She started telling me about it but we go interrupted."

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

...Huh. That reminds me. I need an update from Bigby on Lecter.

*If he's at all worried about the presence of an FBI agent in the bar, he doesn't show it.*

[silverageflash.livejournal.com]

"Is he bad news? I thought he was just a cook or something, and then Clarice tells me he's under arrest."

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

He tried to assault one of the Security officers... and did you say he was hired as a cook?

[silverageflash.livejournal.com]

"I could swear I saw his name on a 'tonight's specials' list. But I might be mistaken. I rarely take my meals when the cooks are on duty. But that is what Clarice said." Barry is surprised that Bernard doens't know this, but wisely holds his tongue.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

...Huh.

*Bernard looks distinctly ill.*

I might be wrong, but I believe Bigby told me the guy's a cannibal.

[silverageflash.livejournal.com]

Barry looks just as ill for a moment.

"Dear lord." The queasy sensation passes fast but Barry is stunned. "Then I hope and pray I am completely wrong."

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

...I'm gonna string Gil up by his toes.

[silverageflash.livejournal.com]

Barry sees the anger flash in Bernard's eyes. He figures this is a good time to be going.

"Well, I hope there's a good explanation for it. In the meantime, I think I'll look for doctors. Take it easy."

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You too.

*He's still focused on the cannibal-as-sous-chef thing. Poor Bernard.*