ext_37786 ([identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-05-09 10:40 pm

BARTENDING

*Bernard. In the bar.

At the Bar.

Taking orders.

Imagine that.*

[ooc: Clarice gets a flat in the Staff Wing; Tom Riddle gets a scotch and an update on Bernard's love life, which is rather awesome; Sunny is imperious and snuggly and calls Bernard Daddy for the first time; Tony is depressed (OMG SHOCK AND AWE); Ace is seduced away from Tim with Vegetable Korma; Tim and Bernard talk about Security issues, including Faith and Barty Crouch, and Bernard pricks at Tim's conscience without meaning to; Laini is over-friendly; Q offers his services in the future; the Trips get cockroaches and a knife; Ginny's just plain nice and talkative; and Raph and Bernard talk about EVERYTHING (definitely worth a read).]

[identity profile] talented-biter.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Q. An' Jedi. An' Flor. Pretty. Witch like Dora. Got cookies. Victowy close."

[identity profile] talented-biter.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Fwench iz a'wayz better," Sunny informs him.

[identity profile] talented-biter.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh." She makes a note of this, mentally.

[identity profile] talented-biter.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Cheerfully, "Ber'd 'ipped!"

[identity profile] talented-biter.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Blank stare. "Dunno?"

She's not quite two. Her attention span is approximately that of a gnat on crack.

[identity profile] talented-biter.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
She beams. "Sunny take af'er Ber'd."

[identity profile] talented-biter.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
She sighs happily and hugs him tightly, dropping the sabre. But keeping the crown. Gotta keep the crown.

"Love Daddy."

[identity profile] talented-biter.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Oof." She squirms at the tight hug, but doesn't really mind.

Ber'd is good.

[identity profile] talented-biter.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
"S'oka--oooo." She spots someone interesting (http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/4785877.html) and, arming herself with her sabre again, goes to get rid of the competition protect her kingdom.