BARTENDING

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*Bernard. In the bar.

At the Bar.

Taking orders.

Imagine that.*

[ooc: Clarice gets a flat in the Staff Wing; Tom Riddle gets a scotch and an update on Bernard's love life, which is rather awesome; Sunny is imperious and snuggly and calls Bernard Daddy for the first time; Tony is depressed (OMG SHOCK AND AWE); Ace is seduced away from Tim with Vegetable Korma; Tim and Bernard talk about Security issues, including Faith and Barty Crouch, and Bernard pricks at Tim's conscience without meaning to; Laini is over-friendly; Q offers his services in the future; the Trips get cockroaches and a knife; Ginny's just plain nice and talkative; and Raph and Bernard talk about EVERYTHING (definitely worth a read).]

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[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

Uh... sure.

*He grins, a little uncomfortable.*

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

There's a flash from the camera, and Laini lowers it with a grin. "You want a copy for yourself?"

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

Um. No thanks.

What'll you do with it?

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

Laini slips off her sunglasses (which fade away by the time her hand lowers to her side), and smiles faintly.

"Put it by my tech console at work, and hope they'll send me off on errands sometime soon again, so I can bust that joint and come here and get another drink."

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*Bernard watches the glasses fade away, bemused.*

Well, you're always welcome.

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

"Oh, really?" She clasps her hands together and bats her eyes at Bernard.

"I could kiss you for that. Can I kiss you? Safe to do so, or would I have anyone coming after me with vengeance in her or his or its eyes?"

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

I think it's best you keep your distance, baby. My fiancée could kill you with her pinky. And me, too.

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

"Aw." She pouts for a moment, then grins. "Sentiments the same, though. Thank you!"

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[foxy-l33t.livejournal.com]

Laini beams, and heads off.