BARTENDING

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*Bernard. In the bar.

At the Bar.

Taking orders.

Imagine that.*

[ooc: Clarice gets a flat in the Staff Wing; Tom Riddle gets a scotch and an update on Bernard's love life, which is rather awesome; Sunny is imperious and snuggly and calls Bernard Daddy for the first time; Tony is depressed (OMG SHOCK AND AWE); Ace is seduced away from Tim with Vegetable Korma; Tim and Bernard talk about Security issues, including Faith and Barty Crouch, and Bernard pricks at Tim's conscience without meaning to; Laini is over-friendly; Q offers his services in the future; the Trips get cockroaches and a knife; Ginny's just plain nice and talkative; and Raph and Bernard talk about EVERYTHING (definitely worth a read).]

Comments

[mnt_raph]

*Raph takes it. Why? For the same reason you never swing at the first pitch.*

Ow, thanks alot jackass.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

Anytime, wanker.

[mnt_raph]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind, assclown.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*He snickers*

Assclown?

[mnt_raph]

*Raph smiles*

You heard me.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*He laughs out loud*

[mnt_raph]

Now, were we playing, you'd have to come up with one startin' with B.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

...Bastard-person?

[mnt_raph]

Okay, if you're not going to take this seriously, I can go back to actually working.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

What am I paying you for, again?

[mnt_raph]

Keeping patrons from bein' violent. Like say, kickin' other patrons in the shins.

*He raises an eyebrow*

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

...Huh.


Better get on that.

[mnt_raph]

Yeah, right...
Don't forget your biscuit, you earned it. Catch you later, man.

*The box of Scooby Snacks are small bone shaped ginger snap cookies.*

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*He laughs*

Thanks. See you.