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After way too long, Kon finally ended the whole business of running away. It had taken Clark searching him out and finding him, but... but they'd somehow managed a long, good talk, and?

And he'd gone back to Smallville. And it felt more like 'going home' than he'd expected it to.

So he's happy. That doesn't mean he's disappointed when he finds himself in Milliways instead of his room, but, he's happy.

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"Number one fans have to do laundry and boxers."

"I do not want to touch your underwear! Ew!"

She shakes her head, laughing.

And then she pulls off the shirt, revealing her own supersuit.

...Vi strippage again. What was it, break Kon's brain night or something?

"Hey, you showed me that once before." Well, duh. When she went to the Tower.

"Yes I know. And I'd never make my fans clean my panties." She points out. And the purple shirt is put back on.

"Well, that's cuz you're a girl. And girls are all delicate about their delicates."

"You'd know. You've seen girls' panties before." She teases.

"Yep. Stolen them, too."

He admits this without shame.

"You...are dirty." She points out.

"You're just realizing this now?" Kon sticks his tongue out at her.

"Put that tongue back! You...stop! I'm supposed to be sweet and naive and you make me think things!"

"Oh? Like what?"

Does he even want to know?

"I don't even know! Just leave me alone."

"Never! You don't get to say things and then not explain them."

"I don't even know! Just...things I've heard and...stop! Don't tease me!"

"Heard about who? Me?" Kon blinks. "Dude, spill."

"NO! Not about you about...about things people can...do."

And she's violet in the face now.

Kon stares.

"Vi, are you learning about the birds and the bees?!"

"Shut up!"

She may pass out from embarassment.

"Who's corrupting poor Vi, huh?" Kon isn't teasing her. Really. Well, maybe just a little...

"Just...leave me alone!"

Can her face turn anymore purple?

"I suppose I should. If I tease you now, you can get me back someday."

"Yes. And I will. You know I will."

So there.

"But I bet you don't got enough dirt."

"Oh you? I have more on you than you ever could on me. So there."

"Oh yeah? Prove it."