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[mnt_donnie]

Don comes downstairs with his hands over his eyes.

"Is everyone clothed now? I don't think I can handle another unexpected naked moment."

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[mnt_raph]

*Raph can't help laugh.*

You...heh...you okay?

[mnt_donnie]

"No, no, water!"

Flail! Oh, look, water. Salvation!

"You're a nice bar. Thank you. Blah. Blah."

[mnt_raph]

This might be a warnin' to you, 'bout your tests. She's alive, you know, an' you do NOT want to piss off this Bar.

*He's still trying to fight back another peal of laughter.*

[mnt_donnie]

"A sentient Bar?" The possibilities!

He leans in close to the bar. "I hope some day we can discuss just how brilliant you are." Flirt? Where?

[mnt_raph]

An' she's engaged to a broom.

What?! I'm just tryin' to warn you here!

[mnt_donnie]

He sighs. "Always a geek, never the technician."

[mnt_raph]

*Raph places a comforting hand on his brother's shoulder.*

I'm sure there's a chair around here that isn't already spoken for, maybe two.

[mnt_donnie]

"Oh, good, I can have a harem. S'good to explore new things."

[mnt_raph]

Maybe someday even have ...a ..um...what would you call a large group of footstools?

[mnt_donnie]

"A large group of footstools? A flock? Tacky?"

[mnt_raph]

A store?

*Raph raises an' eyebrow.*

[mnt_donnie]

Don beams! "You got technical with me! I missed your smartass!"

[mnt_raph]

*Raph smiles and looks away.*

So uh...anyone give you the heads up about the type of people who come here. How they aren't all...well, some of them are famous for being in things.

[mnt_donnie]

"Figured that one out. I met a Ghostbuster!" His voice clearly says 'I PLAYED WITH TOYS!'

[mnt_raph]

Met Ray huh? He let you play with the Pack yet?

*Raph's voice is one of simple superiority.*

[mnt_donnie]

"I hate you."

"But I got to play with 24th century technology."

[mnt_raph]

OH yeah? What's the good doctor working on this time?

[mnt_donnie]

"Map of Words. Maps everyone and everything thing that's ever come into this place. Time displacement, world studies, dimensional variations, historical differences between similar worlds, magical theory..." Don continues to babble lovingly about techno this and techno that.

[mnt_raph]

Yo. Egghead. Any chance I can get that in English?

[mnt_donnie]

"I got to play with something shiny and new."

[mnt_raph]

*See? Now that he understands.*

You're a happy Don then?

[mnt_donnie]

"My happy couldn't be measured in decimals of pi."

[mnt_raph]

That's good, right?

*Only mildly confused.*

[mnt_donnie]

He smacks Raph on the shoulder and smiles brightly. "Yes, Raph, that's good. You know what time it is? I think it's review time! I'm going to head up to bed. Mikey has a roommate and a girlfriend, I've discovered. I think I'd better crash before I walk in on someone's sex life again."

[mnt_raph]

Yeah, wait 'til you walk in on him an' Xander.

*Raph cringes at the mere thought of it.*

G'night Don.


*Raph turns back to the bar and orders up a case of Longneck Sams.*