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*Bernard's at the usual table.

Coffee.

Newspaper.

A shocking lack of scars.*

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*There is mild flailing.*

God, Faith! It's like Ophelia's humping my leg or something!

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Faith lights up.

"Your sister? Aww, Bernard, I didn't know you thought of me like that!"

And the Barman is being hugged, exuberantly.

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*He rolls his eyes*

You're a pest.

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"Yes. But you love me!"

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No.

I hate you.

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"That one never works either."

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*Head-table*