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[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*Bernard's at the usual table.

Coffee.

Newspaper.

A shocking lack of scars.*

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[creator_raven]

You should. I need my pride punctured just like anyone else. Only unlike most people, I enjoy it. Particularly when it's funny.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind, as long as you promise not to smite me. I have a family to support, after all.

[creator_raven]

Raven is not one for smiting, at least not recently.

And should smiting, gods forbid, occur *he grins* I promise to faithfully provide for your remaining family.


Probably from a long way away.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

Good plan.

*He whips out a pad*

Can I get that in writing?

[creator_raven]

Certainly.

When you squeeze the blood for my signature out of my cold dead hand.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

No problem.

I'll get right on that.

[creator_raven]

I'm waiting.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

*Bernard just grins*

[ooc: wrap?]

[creator_raven]

*Raven grins in return.*

Another time, then.

[ooc: Wrap works. Thanks for the thread, it was fun.

[the-woodpecker.livejournal.com]

Another time.

[ooc: thank you have plot *points to main bar* must run]