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[give-us-candy.livejournal.com]

"SURRENDER YOUR PANTS!"

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[give-us-candy.livejournal.com]

And those demons are probably real. This one is a mere costumed demon.

But that means nothing at the moment.

"What of who?" It is the skeleton speaking to him now.

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

Biff blinks. "I thought you knew about him down there. You know, Joshua-bar-Joseph. The Son of God. The Messiah. Come to deliver the Kingdom and ressurect dead guys and make wine and all that."

[give-us-candy.livejournal.com]

Nope. Never heard of him. But then, they don't live down there.

"We live in Halloween Town. With Oogey Boogey."

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

"So you're gentile demons? Or are all demons gentiles? Or is it the other way around? You know, I've never thought of this."

[give-us-candy.livejournal.com]

The Triplets all three *STARE* at the strange babbling person.

"Be our pet?" Yes.. that seems like a good response in this instance.

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

"No thank you," says Biff cheerfully.

[give-us-candy.livejournal.com]

"Why not?"

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

"Because only my girlfriend gets to do that."

[give-us-candy.livejournal.com]

"Jesus?"

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

"Maggie. She's a lot prettier than Josh."

[give-us-candy.livejournal.com]

"Pretty girls are stupid."

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

Grin.

"Obviously no one told Maggie."

[give-us-candy.livejournal.com]

"Get us needles."

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

"Nope."

Sorry, Lock, but after seeing a 10 foot tall monster straight out of hell mutilate 7 of the 8 Chinese concubines he'd been living with for years, it takes a bit more than a tiny costume-demon to intimidate Biff.