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Michaelangelo ([personal profile] mnt_mike) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-08-15 10:22 pm

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Mike returns to the bar, having changed his ever present orange Hawaiian print shirt for something a little more subdued. You know, a blue one. Draped over one arm is a flowered wreath which appears to have been made with Two-Ply Facial Tissues. In the right light one can see that it has been sprayed with glitter. Placing the wreath down on the Bar, Mike sets about crafting the specials menu for the evening's Happy Hour in script is stylized, yet tasteful.



When the wreath is finally set in a place of prominence, Mike mixes himself a Rubber Duckie, and holds it aloft.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of Milliways. The Bar is now open. Let us drink to the memory of Senior Squeakins. May he delight those whom he meets, from now until the end of all things."

He downs the drink, and turns the now empty glass over, mouth down on the Bar.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Not when they try to kill me with brainwashed little girls, no."

No, she's not kidding. Ace has been to some very strange places.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
"... I'm not hugging the Dalek."

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"... It's. There are no him or her Daleks."

Pause.

"And no way in hell."

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Homocidal short-tempered pepperpot alien that regularly attempts to take over Earth and/or Earth's colonies."

There's a description for you.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
"... They do look like pepperpots."

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"..."

Ace has no words.

Cute and Daleks are words that should never, ever go together, not even with beer goggles.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
"No 'possibly' about it. You. Are. Evil."

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Only posers who think they're evil have goatees."

Like the Master. The ultimate poser.