As Lando began his pro-Academy tirade, Gorramit where's my gun was the only bit Mal could manage to form in his head before he managed to squeeze it through his brain that the two are not from the same place.

"Seein's how I got no earthly clue what the Empire is, I'm thinkin' we ain't from the same place. My Alliance brainwashed lil' children to destroy the universe. How 'bout yours?"

Mal still kinda wishes he had his gun.