http://forever_england.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] forever-england.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-08-20 10:58 pm
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And so. There's a very well dressed gentleman standing by the door to Milliways - naturally enough, he has a rather surprised expression on his face.

He's not wearing a tuxedo and there are no gorgeous women draping themselves over him. No vodka martini or Walther PPK in his hand either - in fact, he thinks he was about to get fired. So maybe he's a bit relieved to find himself here. He just wishes he knew where 'here' is.

James Bond is in the bar.
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[identity profile] xan-shaped.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Ideally in the lake, but one of them keeps walking around pretending to deliver candygrams."

[identity profile] forever-england.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
He stares at Xander and honestly starts to wonder if the boy is all there. Or whether he's high on something. He just nods with an extremely sceptical look on his face.

[identity profile] xan-shaped.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
"... Okay, I am so not kidding. There's a notice up on the bulletin board and everything."

[identity profile] forever-england.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
'The bulletin board. Alright. I'll...uh, take a look.' Maybe Xander is serious - but it doesn't stop it being extremely weird. 'How does a shark 'walk around' exactly?'

[identity profile] xan-shaped.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
"It's called the 'landshark,' and is apparently Chevy Chase in another dimension."

He pauses.

"Remember that I never claimed ANY of this made sense."

[identity profile] forever-england.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
He has to laugh. 'It's a good thing you didn't - because none of it does. But that's alright I suppose...I'm in a magical bar when I'm supposed to be in a meeting with my boss so I can believe just about anything.' He has a drink. 'I do hope that's the strangest thing you have to warn me about though.'

[identity profile] xan-shaped.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Xander shifts guiltily. "Uhhh ..."

[identity profile] forever-england.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
He raises an eyebrow. '...yes?'

Good Lord, there can't be anything more odd tan that can there?

[identity profile] xan-shaped.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Well ... you know. Weirdness in the eye of the beholder."

He doesn't mention the zombie Star Wars porn.

Or the enchanted wish-granting lube.

Or any of the Endless.

[identity profile] forever-england.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
And Bond is very very glad he doesn't. Because...yeah. A guy from the sixties who isn't a hippie probably shouldn't have to know about those sort of things.

'Indeed.' He finishes his drink. 'I want to thank you for your assistance Mr. Harris. I'm going to go and find my room. It was nice meeting you.'

[identity profile] xan-shaped.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Right," he says, nodding. "Uh ... same here. Be seeing you, Mr. Bond."

He tries really hard not to make it sound like Meester BOHND.

[identity profile] forever-england.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Bond would probably just think him more strange if he did, but it would still be hilarious for his mun anyway.

Instead, he just nods and says, 'Yes, I'll see you again I'm sure. Good night Mr. Harris.'
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