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"Ambrosius! AMBROSIUS! Confound it steed, where have you gotten yourself into this time?"

There is a thud at the back door, as if someone was expecting it to move.

"I Say! Who is blocking me from entrance? Move at once!"

Another thud. Followed by a series of thuds as if someone of small stature was trying to open a heavy door by sheer force.

"Very well! You leave me no choice! Have at thee!"

Now it sounds like little feet running away. No wait, they're getting closer again. Oh dear, is he charging the door?

At the last minute, the back door swings open, and Sir Didymus stumbles over the entrance.

"Oh, I say! How completely rude."