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[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

The door to the bar crashes open and a black-clad Ron tumbles through, propelled by force of inertia. He comes to rest against the bar, upside down and completely dishevelled, with Rufus clinging in terror to the leg of his baggy ninjapants.

Rufus, looking rather green, falls off, and Ron falls over before quickly picking himself up.

"Okay, that just wasn't right. A man does NOT take that lying down, Rufus. You know what a man does in this situation? I'll tell you what a man does. A man gets right back on the horse, that's what a man does." Ron pauses as Rufus chatters in rodent-speak to him. "Well yeah, I know there's no horse, but there's not supposed to be. It's a metaphor, ya dig? One of those English things." Ron takes another pause for rodent-speak. "Yeah, I don't get it either, but it's what a man says. And Ron Stoppable is one hundred percent man."

Rufus points to the door and his chattering is both inquisitive and urgent.

"Of course we're not going to go now. We're going to get milkshakes full of cheesy goodness first. Then, my naked friend, Ron Stoppable shall certainly prevail!"

Striking a valiant pose, Ron waits for his milkshake to appear. When it does, he sits down on a nearby barstool and slurps it through a pink plastic bendy straw.

The bendy straw gives it a certain special something, Ron thinks.

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[azarathsraven.livejournal.com]

Raven had watched the entire thing with an amused look on her face before cracking up laughing at the boy and his rodent. It wasn't a mean laugh, it was a laugh that clearly indicated she was amused.

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

There's nothing Ron likes more than amused laughs, even ones at his expense. Even derisive laughter is mildly pleasing - it means he's getting some attention.

He grins at Raven, saluting her with his garnish nacho, before flicking it up in the air and catching it in his mouth.

[azarathsraven.livejournal.com]

"That was some pretty neat acrobatics." She says by way of greeting.

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

"Well, you know I got me some madd skillz," says Ron, who has the enviable ability to pronounce written ebonics. "Helps when I save the world. As part of Team Possible. You know," he says, meaningfully, "The Possible-Stoppable duo? Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable? I'm the Ron half. Booyah." pause. "I like the cape, it's totally stylin'. And that thing on your head is nice and sparkly. Where'd you get it? Cracker Jack box? Dude, Cracker Jack has wicked awesome prizes."

[azarathsraven.livejournal.com]

Poor mun has to stop laughing before Raven can respond.

"I'm... um unfamiliar with that team." She stared at the boy a bit then slowly moved her hand to her forehead. "It's called a chakra and I was born with it. Are you familiar with what chakras are?"



((mun is officially dead. Dead I tell you!))

[valehero.livejournal.com]

Isaac-mnun must agree with Raven-mun, as that was one of the funniest things he has read in a while... XD

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

(mun is glad to oblige with deadness!)

"You know it! Ron stoppable is the master of the chakras, baby, let me tell you! I can work my chakras all night long! Rufus my man, gimme a beat"

The naked mole rat obliges, and Ron begins to work his chakras. It looks a lot like a white boy attempting to bootydance.

So, that would be a no.

[azarathsraven.livejournal.com]

Just stares at the boy like he's lost his damned mind.

"Ooookay, I'll take that as a no."

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

"Not a chakra?" says Ron, pointing to his rear.

[valehero.livejournal.com]

One messy blond haired adet reaches a hand towards the other messy blond male, a slight smile on his face. "I suppose this is a part of the way you fight." He states calmly.

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

"All part of my clever plan, Isaac ole buddy ole pal! Lull her into a false sense of suspicion, and just when she's let her guard down, BAM - I fall over and lose spectacularly, but it's a long term plan, y'see. One of these days!"

[valehero.livejournal.com]

Isaac can't help but laugh softly. "Perhaps, but it has been my belief that winning is the key to every battle. It is that experience that makes a man stronger."

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

"That would be a common mistake," says Ron, with an air of authority. "For one can clearly see based upon historical references that in order to obtain the final victory, one must first experience crushing defeat. Many times."

The historical references he's thinking of are Karate Kid movies.

[valehero.livejournal.com]

He simply nods in response. "True, there are some things to be learned from defeat." It had, in fact, been a defeat that had brought him to study Psyenergy so strongly, in the first place. "But, it is through those defeats that you learn from your flaws, and grow to overcome them."

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

"Right. And sometimes defeat sends you hurtling into a bar with cheesy milkshakes. It's all good."

[valehero.livejournal.com]

Isaac smiles and shifts his footing, the sword on his back adjusting slightly with him. "Then it must be time for a break." With this, he takes a seaton one of the bar stools.

[blond-bubbles.livejournal.com]

Bubbles watches him with great curiousity as Ron talks to the naked molerat. Her eyes shining as she giggles.
She knew she could talk to squirrls, but could someone else really talk to a mole rat?
Her giggles only become more bubbly as Ron takes a seat next to Lady Bar. Bubbles hasn't even met him, and already she knew that she liked him.

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

Ron likes everyone, so he doesn't have to know Bubbles to know he likes her.

"Hello there, little lady!" he says, brightly. "Come to partake of cheesy goodness?" he indicates his milkshake, which is nacho flavored. "You know how Bar does the cheesy goodness!"

[blond-bubbles.livejournal.com]

Bubbles wrinkles her nonexistant nose as she laughs, "A cheese milkshake?" she giggles. "But that's YOUR milkshake!" She thinks it's better just to leave the cheese and the milkshake seperate, in her opinion
In a streak of blue, she flys to the seat next to them and sits down on the whirling seat. A double dutch chocolate milkshake appearing on the counter before her with a spoon and two straws.
She beams with joy as she takes both straws into her mouth and drinks generously. Her smile was thanks enough for Lady Bar.

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

"Chocolate," says Ron, approvingly. "Niiiice. The finest flavor known to milkshakekind, barring nacho." He considers Bubbles' flight as he slurps at the dregs of his milkshake.

"That streaky thing is pretty awesome," he says. "Are you a superhero?"

Tiny superheroines are in no way out of place in Ron's world.

[blond-bubbles.livejournal.com]

Her smile widens as she nods, "Yup! I have all sorts of super powers!" She blinks a moment, thinking, "Are you a super hero too?" she asks, curious.

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

"Well - uh, no superpowers here, but I DO save the world pretty often. Or, help anyway. The name's Ron Stoppable, of the Possible/Stoppable duo. We can do anything. Or, that is, Kim can do anything, and I can help." Pause. "And this is Rufus. He throws a mad beat."

Rufus waves at Bubbles and chitters a salutation.

[blond-bubbles.livejournal.com]

Bubbles giggles as she waves back at Rufus. She likes furries, even the naked ones.
"My name is Bubbles!" she says enthusiastically. "I'm a Powerpuff Girl!" thinking that will explain everything. Though, she has yet to grasp the concept that virtually NO ONE knows what that means in Millaways.

[nofaceforme.livejournal.com]

(ooc: Just popping in to say: oh my god i heart you have my net babies. And some such.)

[fearless-ferret.livejournal.com]

{ooc: Thanks =D Alas, my uterus is all booked, but I can spare some DNA.)