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Jarod ([personal profile] red_notebooks) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-11-03 10:34 am

and you thought Halloween was over...

Sometime in the wee morning hours... when no one was watching... when everyone was asleep or distracted... someone sneaked his/her way down into the bar and placed large wads of gooey, sticky chewing gum in a variety of colors and flavors and states of masticated goodness underneath ALL of the tables in the bar. Every table in the entire bar has numerous wads of gum suitable for getting ones legs, hair, etc stuck in on the underside. Possibly some of the chairs too.

Feel free to have pups get up from their tables, then upon returning, notice the sudden appearance of ooey-gooey sticky gum. (and the gum won't get hard and non-sticky... specialy-formulated gum made by a genius with access to unlimited funding and ingredients...)

But no one knows where the gum came from, nor how it got there...