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Yrael, the Eighth Bright Shiner ([personal profile] mogget_cat) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-11-26 08:35 pm

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*Yrael has read the Oxford English Dictionary from cover to cover. He knows what a pomegranate is.*

*But when he asked Bar to surprise him, and she gave him a pomegranate, Yrael realized that the dictionary didn't mention how to eat one.*

*Cue the slightly bemused not'cat.*
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
What's that fruit?

*Meg has never, in fact, seen a pomegranate.*
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
- oh, one of those ones they grow in Hell, *Meg says, wisely.

There are Operas written about Persephone, after all; they just don't necessarily have terribly accurate props.*

Salut, Yrael - how've you been?
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, pas mal, *Meg says, lightly, with a quick rueful glance at the cast on her arm, and then grins at him.*

Sure - I've made a resolution to try as many new foods as I can since I died - and, you know, it's not like the symbolism matters so much, at this point.

*She cocks her head.* You do know the story, right?
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's very famous, *Meg says, solemnly, and settles down for a stint of storytelling.*

It's about the Greek gods - you know, they were all incestuous, and Zeus and Demeter were the king god and the goddess of grain and they were siblings, and they had a kid together, Persephone, so understandably she wasn't exactly the brightest star in the sky. But then it really gets creepy when her uncle, Hades, the god of the dead, develops this huge crush on her and kidnaps her away to the land of the dead -
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Eh bien.

So, Demeter, being naturally kind of attached to her daughter, gets all upset, and goes to yell at Zeus, but Zeus is kind of a deadbeat dad and he's all "well, it's not my problem," so Demeter gets really upset and decides that she's going to go on strike and there's never going to be spring again, until finally everyone is like "Zeus, just please will you get the girl back already?"

*Meg's voice goes a little quiet, involuntartily, as she talks about Demeter's grief; but as the story goes on, she picks up the pace again, with a grin.*

So Zeus says "all right, all right," and sends Hermes - he's the messenger god - to go tell Hades that he has to give Persephone back to her mother, and Hades is all grumbly but eventually he says okay.

The thing about the land of the dead, though, is that there's a rule - if you eat anything there, you have to stay there. And Persephone wasn't entirely an idiot, in spite of her kind of unfortunate parentage, so she hadn't eaten anything the whole time she was down there - but on the last day before she was due to come back up, someone gave her a pomegranate, and was like "why don't you try some?" And she was of course pretty hungry by this point, so she was like "well, some pomegranate seeds can't hurt" - so she ate six seeds.
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
You're good at this, *Meg says, with a smile.* Yep - six months of the year, she's in the land of the dead, and her mother grieves; six months of the year she's with her mother, and spring comes. Very symbolic.
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely, *Meg agrees.* I mean, I've never been able to really study history, never went to school or anything - but I've picked up a lot just from the stories of the operas we do, I think.
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds good to me, *Meg says, and then grins, a little wryly.*

- 'course, not everyone wants to tell their own story.
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Ack, missed this, sorry! *sheepish*]

People have tried to collect them before, *Meg says, a little thoughtfully.* Stories from other worlds - I dunno how successful they were -
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
I've never been a huge reader, *Meg admits,* so I'm not going to disagree -

Though of course I think the Opera's a great way to tell stories, just 'cause you get more with it, you know? The music and the dancing too can say more than just words -
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[personal profile] balletrat 2005-11-27 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
*Meg grins at him.*

- well, if there's more you want to hear, I know loads. Can't exactly put on a full Opera here, but -

[identity profile] skjaldmeyjar.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Svava does not have much ideas about pomegranites either (though her mun has two whole trees of them!), but she has a copy of the Say True, and she is approaching with a bemused/shocked expression on her face.

"Yrael?"

[identity profile] skjaldmeyjar.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
"People Are Strange." She confirs, as if explaining the secrets of the universe. Svava sits down next to him and spreads out the Say True (http://www.livejournal.com/community/ways_say_true/2339.html) on the bar.

"Very strange." She is blushing as well.

[identity profile] skjaldmeyjar.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Svava blinks, and eyes the pomegranite. "I've no idea. Do you open it somehow, like an orange?" She has had that by now, at Milliways.

"I- I asked them to ask something in the paper, but what everyone answered, I... " Svava blushes.

[identity profile] skjaldmeyjar.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Archie doesn't believe me when I say he's handsome." Svava rolls her eyes goodnaturedly.

"So I asked Lilly to ask other people through the newspaper what they thought. They all mostly agreed with me, but one of the other questions-"

[identity profile] skjaldmeyjar.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Svava eyes Yrael, then points to the poll (http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=596977&mode=results).

"At least I don't have to worry about someone trying to steal him?"

[identity profile] skjaldmeyjar.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Svava facepalms, blushing.

"..... at the same time?"

[identity profile] skjaldmeyjar.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Svava looks up at Yrael with a rather incredulous expression.

"..... I don't know if I want to know."

[identity profile] skjaldmeyjar.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
"A drink would be lovely." Svava nods.

"Aside from odd foods, how have you been, Yrael?"