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Snowball ([personal profile] scapepig) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-12-20 10:48 pm

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There is a large pig, sitting by the fire drawing a large diagram with a piece of charcoal between his trotters.

[identity profile] terror-soars.livejournal.com 2005-12-21 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pigs aren't supposed to be civilized."

Then again, Terrorsaur hasn't met any pigs that talk, either.

He turns back to the rabbit, plucking out one of its eyes this time. Mmm. Eyeballs.

[identity profile] terror-soars.livejournal.com 2005-12-21 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
" 'Cuz you're animals. Animals don't know the first thing about civilization." A thoughtful head-tilt, then, "Okay, maybe talking animals might know a bit more, but not really."

[identity profile] terror-soars.livejournal.com 2005-12-21 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Animals run a farm?" Pause. "What's a farm?"

After another hunk of rabbit, the bird adds, "I'm not an animal. I'm a Transformer. I just look like an animal sometimes."

[identity profile] terror-soars.livejournal.com 2005-12-21 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh. That's how primitives like you get food."

There's a slight sneer to Terrorsaur's voice.

[identity profile] terror-soars.livejournal.com 2005-12-21 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey!" The dinosaur spreads its wings menacingly. "Watch it, bacon-breath!

"This form's better than yours." He snorts. "You can't even fly."

[identity profile] terror-soars.livejournal.com 2005-12-21 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, watch what kind of facts you point out," growls the bird. "And what's the with the 'comrade' slag, anyway?"

[identity profile] terror-soars.livejournal.com 2005-12-21 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Terrorsaur narrows his eyes at the pig.

"Some creatures are just asking for more wounds," he mutters angrily, then continues eating his dinner.