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After two days of Gourd Guts plastered on their clothes, the three had to finally give in and let Bar give them clothes.

The clothes she has given them are NOT, they repeat, NOT what they want to wear.

Shock is wearing a velvety dress with a bunch of flowers around the waist.

Barrel is sporting a snappy ensemble of a plaid vest, white undershirt, black tie and pants.

Lock is snuggly and warm in his winter sweater and plaid pants.

And of course, covering their faces are their masks. The carved smiles are sarcastic and cruel, truly.

They collect their bounty, gifts from Tim, Abs, Dream and Ingress, and consider going on their way, until a pang of memory of a Halloween Most Foul (Just Past) makes them shudder until the bells on Lock's shoes jingle and Shock's neatly coifed curls (with bow!) bounce and flail.

So they deposit the gifts they've made themselves (or taken from Halloween Town) upon Bar with name tags and notes. The notes have misspellings and are scrawled in something close to chicken scratch. Anyone who comes to collect their presents can imagine for themselves how bad it is, the mun has given up trying to write like Lock, Shock and Barrel, KTHNX.

Tim, we've been good. Have a pumpkin in a box. It'll follow you around when it's open. And here's some spider legs to tie it up so it won't pop up by itself.

Ed, this is really cool. It flies and it looks like a vampire with a big head. It'll follow you around if you want. We made it a few Christmases ago. When you don't want it to follow you, whack it with this stick.

Random, we took this from Jack's trash can. It's wood and it's cool. It says "King of All I Survey." You can put it up in your room.

Ingress, Here's a witch hat. Sorry it got smashed on the tip. I took it from Zanzibar.

Elaine, We made this last night, it's a mirror. Sorry it's not got wood all around it, we ran out of wood and the shard of glass was too big.

Abs, we made this stick and ball thing. Is it called Net Ball? We don't ~~care~~ know.

Bill, we know you have that dragon's tooth earring, so we thought you'd like these gloves from werewolf hair. You can give your brothers Fred and George some of this Vampire Blood. We got some the last time George had to have a tooth pulled. It makes people sound funny if they drink it.

Ron, you get a knife. It's got a cover and it's old and it's got cool designs on the handle part.

Van Helsing, here's a bag to carry all your stuff. It's our old one. It looks small but it grows big.

Sawyer, you get a ~~pair of wings because you're the TOOTH FAIRY~~ jar of this stuff we made. It makes your hair turn colors. It's neat. We turned Barrel's face purple once.

Roo, this is a hat. It was supposed to be dead, but.. it twitches sometimes.

Charlie, you play weird music, but that's okay. The dead turtle song was funny. This is a bass we took from the Musicians.

Miss Edith, this is a stick to whack things that are up high with so they'll fall to where you can get them.

Xander, you can have this. It's.. dead. Sorry it doesn't have a head, Barrel ate that.

There are a lot of presents here, if you talk to the Triplets and they know your name, you've more than likely got something.

Oh, one last thing before they settle to discussing their bounty.

"Bar, we've probably forgotten some people that we know." Tub puts his front legs up on the bar and Barrel and Lock unload some wooden pumpkins that have candles for stems.

"You can have one. And could you give these out to people that want one?"