Raymond Stantz (
gone_byebye) wrote in
milliways_bar2005-12-25 10:45 pm
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A glance in the general direction of the door reveals a floor-to-ceiling streak of metal. "Hey!" comes a voice from above. "When did the Bar get a pole?"
There's some scuffling, and some dragging, and then EEEEE SCREEK goes the pole as a red-suited parapsychologist drops down from somewhere else's upstairs. He's got a bag over one shoulder, and he's grinning. "Okay," he calls as he steps away from the pole. "If I know you, I probably owe you a present, so- now would be a good time for you to show up. Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, and a fine and joyous celebration of holidays that've already passed by on the Terran calendar or have yet to arrive on whatever world the rest of you are from."
Having said his piece, Ray heads for the Bar. The pole, for its part, vanishes.
There's some scuffling, and some dragging, and then EEEEE SCREEK goes the pole as a red-suited parapsychologist drops down from somewhere else's upstairs. He's got a bag over one shoulder, and he's grinning. "Okay," he calls as he steps away from the pole. "If I know you, I probably owe you a present, so- now would be a good time for you to show up. Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, and a fine and joyous celebration of holidays that've already passed by on the Terran calendar or have yet to arrive on whatever world the rest of you are from."
Having said his piece, Ray heads for the Bar. The pole, for its part, vanishes.

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Mun is making this up, and has no idea if it really would be or not, in all honesty... ^_^*
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"Hello, ray, an Merry Christmas!"
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"There's, uh, something in there involving small dried crabs with salt and spices and a sample pack of something labeled only 'baka chips'. I take no responsibility for those."
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"Thank you."
he grins as he digs into his bag, which shimmer slightly as he does so.
"Ah, here we go."
He pulls out a large box. Inside it are three boxes. First there is A Genius's Guide to Parties, third edition. Then there is a small wormhole communications device with instructions and diagram on how to take it apart to study it. Thirdly, there is a three pound box of Darkest Chocolate.
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"You're welcome, and wave hello to them for me. In fact..."
He gets a glint in his eyes and reaches in the bag.
He pulls out two slim trade papaerbacks. He X-men collections collecting Issues #1-66, in plastic bags. He then signs the bags with a flowing script.
"There, give that to them. With my compliments."
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"Good. hav you been having a good holiday?"
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"Ho, Ray. What's up?"
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"Merry Christmas to you, too. What're you up to?"
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"Thanks."
Pause.
"Uh...how much do you know about philotic physics?"
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"Well, there went one gift idea."
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