Wes Janson (
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milliways_bar2005-12-27 03:44 pm
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Wes can't wrap presents. Well, he can, but with great difficulty and lots of swearing. Well, some swearing. For some reason he's not been doing that a lot lately, hardly realising it. Must be something to do with the outfit.
Anyway, most of them are wrapped (very crudely) and have been left with Bar; he's just finishing off Val's, which involves adding things to a book, in Aurebesh. Probably best not to ask, but you know you want to anyway.
Or maybe just stare at the dress.
First six presents are accompanied by the following note in Aurebesh: Merry Christmas or whatever Earth holiday it is or was, apparently there's a lot right now to choose from. Just pretend it's Fete Week. I think that works. -Wes.
The last three have a smiley face and the letters "WJ" scrawled rather messily -- that's the extent of Wes' English abilities, and he forgets Bar can translate.
Jaina: a sabacc deck with different types of starfighters as suits.
Zekk: a Cadbury's chocolate selection box. (...what?)
Val: a book about Rogue Squadron's history, with snarky scrawled comments/corrections added on almost every page.
Atton: a Gamorrean action figure ... with a small pink tutu. Also, a bottle of Whyren's.
Inyri: the complete collection of Garik "Face" Loran's holovids.
Wedge: a Wedge Antilles action figure.
Brian: the biggest pack of Oreos available from Bar.
Sam: the Rebel Four comic series, translated into English.
Mark: a package with honeycrust, Kanali wafers, sweetmallow and a jar of frill syrup.
Anyway, most of them are wrapped (very crudely) and have been left with Bar; he's just finishing off Val's, which involves adding things to a book, in Aurebesh. Probably best not to ask, but you know you want to anyway.
Or maybe just stare at the dress.
First six presents are accompanied by the following note in Aurebesh: Merry Christmas or whatever Earth holiday it is or was, apparently there's a lot right now to choose from. Just pretend it's Fete Week. I think that works. -Wes.
The last three have a smiley face and the letters "WJ" scrawled rather messily -- that's the extent of Wes' English abilities, and he forgets Bar can translate.
Jaina: a sabacc deck with different types of starfighters as suits.
Zekk: a Cadbury's chocolate selection box. (...what?)
Val: a book about Rogue Squadron's history, with snarky scrawled comments/corrections added on almost every page.
Atton: a Gamorrean action figure ... with a small pink tutu. Also, a bottle of Whyren's.
Inyri: the complete collection of Garik "Face" Loran's holovids.
Wedge: a Wedge Antilles action figure.
Brian: the biggest pack of Oreos available from Bar.
Sam: the Rebel Four comic series, translated into English.
Mark: a package with honeycrust, Kanali wafers, sweetmallow and a jar of frill syrup.
