So it turns out that life, never tired of throwing me curve-balls, has decided that my insane quest to prove that Batman isn't dead just isn't crazy enough. No, it's definitely been way too boring up until now, what with the assassins and the explosions and the part where all my friends think I'm a nutjob.
So now to spice things up I'm working with Ra's al Ghul, leader of the League of Assassins, complete maniac and more or less one of the most evil, twisted men I've ever faced. Oh, and he's also the only person who believes me when I say that Bruce is alive. So yeah, that's fun.
...and that's why I'm sitting by the fireplace with a very exasperated expression on my face.
Seriously, when did I enter Bizarro world?
Jack's less than pleased today as she storms into the bar. Well, less than she normally is. She's sporting a cut lip, several bruises on her face and arms, and her hands are bloody from her own bleeding knuckles, as well as from somebody else's face. In her hand is the remains of a shotgun, though it now resembles more a piece of scrap metal. The hole that has been blasted into the side of the weapon may have something to do with Jack's mood.
“Fucking Batarian shitheads, ruining everything!” Jack takes a seat at the bar and unleashes a string of mostly-understandable curses that eventually end with her asking for a bowl of water and a rag. There's nothing to do about the gun now, it's wasted, but she can at least clean her wounds and get a bite to eat. A fight like that leaves Jack starving, so money or no money, she plans on eating like a king