Raphael (
mnt_raph) wrote in
milliways_bar2004-07-21 11:54 pm
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*Raph exits the lake still mildly fuming over his defeat to Cap'n Mammal, as he's going to now refer to her. She's an infuriating blend of Leo and Casey he just can't handle. He really should have known better. He's never actually won a round of Insult Alphabet. Somehow no matter what he does he always ends up with X.
He wanders around the lake looking for where he left his sweater and beer. His entire wardrobe is still sopping wet, and will remain so until he finds somewhere to hang it.
What he'd really like at this point in time, is somewhere to hang his clothes, sit, and just drink his beer. In the distance he sees exactly what he's looking for. A great big tree with some nice long lower branches just the right height to hang clothing on, but not low enough that he can't sit under.*
*No one ever expect a sneak attack, but years of training give him a bit of an edge.*
ALRIGHT. SHOW YOURSELF! *he says to what ever just tried to hit him. As the next branch swings for his head, it's slowly dawning on him that it's the tree itself.*
crap.
He wanders around the lake looking for where he left his sweater and beer. His entire wardrobe is still sopping wet, and will remain so until he finds somewhere to hang it.
What he'd really like at this point in time, is somewhere to hang his clothes, sit, and just drink his beer. In the distance he sees exactly what he's looking for. A great big tree with some nice long lower branches just the right height to hang clothing on, but not low enough that he can't sit under.*
*No one ever expect a sneak attack, but years of training give him a bit of an edge.*
ALRIGHT. SHOW YOURSELF! *he says to what ever just tried to hit him. As the next branch swings for his head, it's slowly dawning on him that it's the tree itself.*
crap.

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Insults beginning with X:
Xanthippic (meaning 'shrewish')
Xenophobic (meaning 'having a hate/fear of foreigners, strangers or anything strange')
Xerox copy (meaning 'unoriginal')
Xylophagous (meaning 'eating wood')]
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