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*Raph comes in via the front door. He's carrying a duffle bag over his shoulder. Immediately he scans the crowd for Penny, until his eyes pass where the hole should be. The bag falls to the floor with a loud clatter*

Damn it! I'm too frickin' late!

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*Raph puts his arm around her shoulders and kisses the top of her head*
Think so, yeah.
Been thinkin' 'bout what happened to George. Girl's rough 'round the edges, but getting sucked into a floor by a 5 year old? That just ain't right.

Well, she's five. George was kinda being George. Wonder where she ended up, does anyone know?
I thought we were gonna get food? *grins*

Yeah...where exactly would we get food?
*stares at the void where the bar used to be*

Well, people have been getting stuff from the kitchen, there's an idea. *grins*

*raises eyebrows*
We're gonna cook?
Oh this should be fun.

Get something doesn't have to be cooked. Can you cook?

Depends on what you mean when you say "cook".

does your tent have a kitchen?

Why Miss Lane, why ever would you ask such a thing?

because if I cooked here, everyone would want food.

well, sweetie, I have been spending a certain amount of time there, maybe I'd wanna cook and there wasn't a kitchen. and if you'd just told me, I wouldn't have to sit in a corner and cry because there was no kitchen

*looks puzzled and concerned*
You'd actually do that?

No. *laughs*
do you have a kitchen?
i happen to like it up there, not so much like a hotel room

*deflates slightly when he realizes he fell prey to someone elses sarcasm*
It's not so much a kitchen as one of them tiny kitchenette things. Got like a range top and a toaster oven. Course, there ain't no outlets cause Wizards don't got electricity. I'm surprised it's even got knobs...

Other people are sarcastic too, ya know? It just come off cuter on you.

do you eat eggs, furthur more are you going to go all manly on me if I cook for you?

You're using it again, aren't you?
*smirk*

Depends on the eggs.
What exactly does, "go all manly" mean?

I wasn't meaning it sarcastic, honey. I like your sarcasm,
its adorable, just like you

omelet, eggs with stuff in em. I can make those.
'go all manly'= to act like its a woman's job to cook, to lord it over her. I don't think you would but...

*feels a blush begin to creep across his face*

Oh, I meant depends on the kind of eggs. Chicken I got no problems with.
Considerin' I didn't eat my first "woman cooked food" until about 5 years ago, I think you're pretty safe there.

god, you're amazing
I had to put up with some of the most horrible men back home. though I was below them, maybe cause of what I did as a career. But you don't. And I really l...
I think that's neat *blushing*

I'm gonna go in the kitchen and look around. *she not might not ever come out of that kitchen*

*smiles and his blush deepens*
I've gotten my ass handed to my by a enough women to make me think twice about ever considerin' myself above'em.

Um...okay.
You need a hand?

*peeks outta the door*
GET IN HERE

*Looks left then right, and walks to the kitchen*

*has frantically spilled stuff all over her, looking for eggs and trying not to panic*
Just tell me you did that normal Raphael thing where you didn't catch what I was saying? *is nearly in tears*

oh yeah, and help me find eggs. *begins skittering around looking for stuff again, not looking at him*

*is totally confused*
Uh, I can promise you that.

Hey hey hey.
*he grabs her by the shoulders and holds her steady*
Woah what the hell did I just miss?

*closes her eyes*
I started to tell you, I love you.
and that would have been a mistake wouldn't it?

*Raph stands there dumbfounded, still grasping her shoulders*

*Then his voice cracks*
You.....you did?