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[flybywash]

Fly, my monkeys, fly! Do my evil bidding!

-- is what Wash would be saying if knew anything about The Wizard or Oz. Or, in fact, had flying monkeys on hand.

Instead, he has a remote-controlled Hummer, which is turning swift figure-eights around the many table legs in the bar...and, through the miracle of modern technology and a few well-placed modifications, has a small vid recorder mounted on top.

It's almost as good.

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[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

And then, there is a pyro sitting in his booth.

Maybe she's sneakier than she looks.

"Maybe if y'took lessons from Mal?" She suggests helpfully. Or something.

[flybywash]

"But Mal's got that built-in intimidaty captain aura. I'm lacking there. I lack the aura."

Vague handwaving over his chest and shoulders.

"And I've been hanging around him for seven years, too, you'd think some of it would've transferred. I feel gypped."

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"Maybe there's secret captainy rituals. You should ask." She asserts, cherfully.

Preferably somewhere around someone that has a recorder. Yes.